SORRY FOR THE LONG READ but.............Here it goes.
I'm giving this another shot. First let me say, I'm not going to lie about who or what I am. With that said, let me explain. I am 38 and have 2 teenage boys. Married and divorced twice. Last marriage of 10 yrs. I live a very social life. I'm care free and easy going. I feel that adults are just kids with money. I've been accused of being a man-child :-) ..... but I don't care. I sometimes have an odd sense of humor, but that's just me. I'm a big horror buff. Love the old "B rated" horror classics. Like action movies as well but, I also have in my DVD collection The Dark Crystal, Labrynth, the epic classic Rocky Horror Picture Show (4 different versions), Legend, Willow..etc.... I'm a sucker for the 80's movies. I'm also the kind of guy to stand outside in a storm just to feel the rain. I love to cut up and laugh. I'm full of spontanaity and surprises. I often laugh at innaproptiate things because I sometimes find innapropriate things funny. Never a dull moment........
Don't let my devastating good looks and flirtatious nature fool you...... I am passionate and loyal to a fault. And NEVER have I raised my hand to a woman..I do not allow such bullsh*t from a man.....I make no mistakes about my past, no matter how checkered you may think it is. I don't judge. Do not judge me because we sin differently. For those of you who know who the UMF are, I am proud member 302 of the NW Louisiana chapter. Those of you who do not.......well, that's another story. I am a smoker ( cigarettes ) & a social drinker. Not an alcoholic or a drunk. I do however like to go out for drinks with my brothers, family & friends for rounds frequently and most weekend, but also can be completely content in stayin on the couch watching tv. I listen to anything but rap. Some hip-hop i can take, but in small doses. Everything from Korn to Ray Laymontagne. From today's Country to 50's Malt Shop music. I don't mind the outdoors. I enjoy camping...... and although I don't fish much, I will go if the oppertunity arises and I very rarely hunt. I'd rather spend time in the arms of an affectionate woman or in a garage with my buddies making fast things go faster.....like my car, buddy's bikes, hotrods.. etc......
Women say they want "Honesty" but, when you give it, we come across as jerks so.....As long as I'm being honest, let me tell you my "preferences" ... Must NOT be clingy. Anything beyond a Stage 2 Clinger is no good. I'm 6'2". 260lbs. I like short women. 5'6" and under. Dont know why. If you're not short, no problem. I really could care less if you're taller than me. I love tattoos, piercings....(as I have both)....and individuality. If you speak fluent Ebonics and wear a ball cap sideways and think its's cute or take pics with that damn Duck face.......don't bother. If you're looking for a "Good country boy" or "Knight in Shining Armor" or a "Fairy tale"....don't bother Real relationships come from mutual respect, hard work, support of each other, LOYALTY and equal amounts of compromise. If you plan your social life around your tanning schedule or freak out if your nail appointment gets canceled ....don't bother. If you've never dined on Top Ramen or Hamburger Helper.....don't bother. I want someone who KNOWS the real struggles of life......not some Miss Priss who can't endure hardships. If you have more pics of your cleavage than your smile and/or eyes.....get better pics. If your makeup looks like your face was gang-banged by a box of Crayons.....don't bother. Please women, remember if an "average" guy braves his fear to approach a beautiful woman, realize WE don't wear makeup. What you see is what u get in the morning so DO NOT be superficial. !!!!!! . I'm a sucker for a woman who can wear a Fedora..or pull off the 50's Pin-up look.....OMG. I like women who are just as goofy and quarky as I am. Not afraid to be silly in public and who don't embarrass easy. Women my age tend to have a preconceived notion of what a "man" is supposed to be. Although I support a strong willed woman who knows what she wants..... I have found that some of the younger women are a LOT more open to growing a relationship rather than looking for a ready made one. I am not looking for a "Barbie" or a trophy girl......I'm certainly no Ken .
Anything else you might want to know, don't hesitate to ask. In the event that I have come across as abrasive or an ass or a jerk or whatever ........I assure you, I am not. Bu I am who I am and will not apologize for it. And remember ladies, big guys cuddle better......winter is coming up lmmfao.
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