Can you really boil your entire life down to fit in the parameters of this text box? Has me feeling claustrophobic.
I'm an East Coaster, born and raised, who's spent time on the West Coast and recently moved back East. I lived in Boston for 6 years during college and post-grad; I moved to San Francisco for a little bit, and now I'm here. I enjoy life, particularly meeting new people and having new experiences. I love to live and live to love. I think that accurately sums it up.
Let's get a few of the particulars out of the way:
1. I have hips and an ass. And breasts. I realize that my body is not what everyone is into. I'm thick, and I'm fine with that. I move my body on a regular basis and watch what goes into it; some of us cannot be born with Gisele Bundchen's genes. Some of us don't want to be. So if you want someone that looks like a 12 year old boy, move on to the next profile. I have things that you can grab onto in the heat of the moment. I think that's sexy. You're either into it or not. See this gif: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/41074397786. I'm just sayin'.
2. I don't have a type. Extra points for being super tall, having tattoos, and having blue/green/grey eyes.
3. I'm not looking for a college-type hook-up. Been there, done that. Not really interested anymore. I've already had those experiences, and I like to think I'm ready for something that isn't all about the genital high-fiving. You feel me?
Oh, let's see. Here's some random insight:
-I love cooking. The Italian in me has a knack for it and a need to feed people.
-My face says how I feel. The only time I have a poker face is...well, during poker.
-I sing in the shower. I am ****ing dope at that.
-It may seem like I'm dating my best friend. We both have dirty senses of humor. We'd make a great pair of lesbians, but there's too much pretty involved.
-getting dirty at a baseball game and coming home to change into a Friday night "**** me" dress. I'm a tomboy and a girly-girl all in one. Best of both worlds, kids.
-sarcasm. Let me reiterate my dirty and sarcastic sense of humor. I use it wisely, whatever that means.
You may notice:
-my height. I'm pocket-sized. This does not mean you are allowed to pick me up. I am not mobile in that capacity.
-my eyes. They glint gold in the sunlight.
-my accent. 'Tis an amalgamation between Jersey, the backwoods country of Pennsy, Boston, and NorCal. Yeah, try to figure it out.
-my hair. I change it often. Change is healthy.
-my fire. I'm a spitfire, that's for sure. Not a ****, just a spitfire. I can dish it and take it. I expect you to as well.
I'm fairly low-key, especially on first dates. You're already nervous to begin with; you don't want to hype it up anymore than necessary. I'm a dinner and drinks kind of girl. Good food, good wine, and good conversation are all you need in life.
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