I am Squire Bean.
I like to squire and such.
I fall off things a lot.
Fried oreos and tequila are the way to my heart.
I shower eight times a day.
I'm a closet nudist.
I get wrapped up in 16th century romance novels.
Whatever you do, DONT touch my knees.
p.s. I'm really not as crazy as that seems. Really.
As for the guy...
Smart, sensitive, and loving.
Rough play is totally allowed ;]
Tattoos up the wazoo.
Educated, preferably History. MUST HAVE AT LEAST A BACHELORS DEGREE! If I could get two, you should at least have one. NO EXCEPTIONS
Must have mula to support my habits.
Must accept my barnacle-like friends.
Must love Disney, NO EXCEPTIONS.
Cleanliness comes before everything, and I do mean everything.
Rock music preferred.