Welcome to planet Jimmidiorite. It seems our planet has been knocked off it's orbit, day has turned to night and night into day but all is okay. The planet now floats along in space aimlessley causing unpredictable fluctuations in the planets gravity, as a result the planet has become a tropical paradise, time, as we once knew it, no longer exists, though this does not present a problem for the jimmidios for without time money no longer has value wich has proven beneficial. All petroleum, harmful gasses and all forms of pollution seem to have dissapated from the planets new atmosphere. Our wonderous planet has suffered an unfathomable tragedy. Female Jimmidiorites are of a lower density, causing the curvey creatures to simply float of and away from the planet. Scientists have anounced an ancient earthly solution to the problem and we ask POF to provide one low density female earthling to exercise securing females, however we will use a "soft" restraint as opposed to the iron chains once used on Earth. We believe that Jimmidiorite will recapture an orbit, get a job and go on to remove the restraints.