A few days ago at Starbucks, I saw a girl drawing an apple and then pondered the possibility that the apple was instead drawing her.
Water slides are among man's greatest creations.
I'm 5'8". Not Asian Guy 5'8", which is more like 5'6". I'm 5'8" like flat footed 173cm tall 5'8". That's right - I'm exactly average and proud of it.
I found your damn "Nemo". He's at the pet store and he costs $20.
An inability to differentiate between "they're", "their", "there", "it's", and "its", along with the assumption that the apostrophe is a pluralization tool deserves a swift kick to the nuts, followed by a headbutt.
Headbutts hurt both the giver and the receiver.
Spandex is a privilege; not a right.
If "YOLO" exists within your spoken or written vocabulary, then I'm giggling at you...and not in a good way.
I have giggle fits.
Things that delight me: a) yoga pants with heels; b) chocolate chip anything; c) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog; d) Cool Whhhip
Things that displease me: a) lensless glasses; b) eggplant; c) mosquitos d) Surrey
Everybody is unique, and is therefore by definition not unique. Deal with it.
Yes, yes, you're a "down to earth" (whatever the heck that means) foodie who loves shopping and traveling. And I'm a guy who "just wants to chill, have fun, hang out, is up for anything, and will see where it goes."
Randomness is genius is its purest form.
I tried Chicken n' Waffles. I don't get what the hype is about.
What others have told you about your personality means...well...nothing to me.
The girl next door stole my pet cactus. If that's you, I want it back.
I like tattoos. I don't like regret. What to do...
(Insert random quote from long dead philosopher/entertainer/business mogul/politician)