About Me
Attention, to appeal to the greatest variance of woman's taste I will now release the following statement: I'm a perfectly nice jerk.
Wait...that doesn't work....maybe...no, can't reverse it either...that's just horrible. lol
/whisper voice: I see stupid people...all the time. Like right now, I can sense one of them is watching.....
Yes, Cartman was right...if you want to find a good friend, you are going to have to wade through a lot of d**ks.
I won't be sending pictures of mine.
Anyways!...., I'm funny, but possibly twisted in humor.... I'm smart, possibly painfully smart, though I am not applying that brain atm, coasting through the family biz, I'm warm, passionate about plenty of things yet as of late feeling a little apathetic. I think it's due to the current lack of interesting and colourful people in my life. (I toned it down, things were too crazy al the time, but now, it's too bland) Got a job, got people who care about me, they drive me nuts, it's family;).
But hey, enough with the contrasts game... Life's good, let's enjoy it.
Please have the resilience of a duck as my day off always rains:)
It would be such a plus if you were able to play an instrument or sing. No "I played flute in high school" does not count;) (not a requirement, just would be nice)
Interesting is good, crazy to the point that I feel like a boy trapped on a life boat with a bengal tiger...not so much.
I'm into Jeeps, mountain biking, dancing, drinks, camping, adventure, swimming, the beach, you name it, I'm probably down. I value crazy stuff like Burningman, but I also value having a job, and a passably sane-esk life as well;)
I don't care what race you are, I find all cultures attractive and beautiful in their own ways, and I don't have a 'type'.
I don't mind you being a mom, kids are great, I dislike lousy parents though, so if you are really, REALLY struggling, please consider working on your family life before trying to add to it:)
What I DO mind, is one sentence messages. Ladies. You hold guys to it. Don't be lazy yourselves then. Effort in = effort out right?;)
Look, when you say "I'm not your average girl", all I can think is "tranny".
Did you know that you growing up 'as a Tom-boy' ISN'T unusual at all? Stop humping its leg like that's different, the VAST MAJORITY of woman these days all grew up like that.
First Date
Go on a picnic and take shelter from the rain in an outhouse and eat soggy tunafish sandwiches.
Or...maybe coffee/tea or drinks, dinner or something?
Picnic/patio/beach in warm weather, I ski, so if you do or board that'd be a fun activity:)
It's really more the company then the activity.
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