If I message you twice, it's because I legitamately didn't remember messaging you the first time. I don't usually make the first move, and when you accompany that with a bad memory, two messages is the end result.
I like to think I'm pretty awesome.
I'm really shy and awkward at first, but once I get to know someone I warm up.
I'm really sweet, and have a bubbly personality.
I'm incredibly random.
I never read the instructions... it's cheating.
I say ow before contact is made.
I don't mind trying new things, unless I think it'll hurt me.
Really not into smokers.
I try not to date younger guys. We don't want the same things.
I'm 25 years old. No, I do not know where the party is. I may have when I was in college, but not so much now.
I like attention and affection from the person I'm into... Like a lot. It's the easiest and quickest way to make me smile.
I fall and or walk into things... a lot... and have the marks to prove it.
I don't like taking pictures so I don't.
I may be sweet and nice most of the time, but I'll be the first one to nudge you AND make fun of the tool who oddly still has a mullet or the chick who thinks her face is a coloring book.
Sometimes I accidentally lie because I forget things... like I thought I was 5'3" for the longest time until I saw my driver's license for something.
I hate making decisions. I have to make them all day at work, so when I am at home I simply don't.
I'm not a carton of milk. I don't do expiration dates.
I listen to all kinds of music and watch all kinds of movies.
My favorite movies are that of the super hero or zombie sort.
I'm probably the biggest dork you will ever meet... like seriously.
I'm not stupid, even though I am a natural blonde and can be ditsy at times.
Sarcasm is my friend!
Sometimes I have the "flight" and "fight" reaction. Which means if you jump out and scare me, I may just punch you before I book it.
I'm a diamond in the rough. I'm a girl who not only has an education and works hard for a living, but one who doesn't have kids either O.o I know outrageous!
I use exclamation marks too much! I'm not yelling, I swear!
If you live outrageously far, I will not make an effort to hang out with you. It sounds mean, but I just don't think driving an hour to go see someone is fun.
I have an odd sense of humor... At least to me.
Conversation is a two way street. I can hold up a conversation pretty well, but only if you give me something to work with.
No one ever looks like their profile pictures -.-
The only time I don't wear make up is when I'm sick.
Just because the above is true doesn't mean I mind getting my hands dirty. It just means I like to look cute.
If after all this you've decided to message me, kudos... but maybe come up with something better than hey. ;)
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I like to be surprised.
I ask a million questions (usually while watching movies, yeah I'm one of those), but usually never on the first date. My brain just never likes to formulate questions when meeting people; it'd rather I simply sit there an look like an idiot.
Not coffee, it is very overrated at this point. The only time I want coffee is in the morning or at lunch to keep me going throughout the day. Not at 7 or 7:30 at night.