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| About | Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type | City | Fresno California | ||
| Details | 36 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | maymecakes wants to date but nothing serious. | Education | Some college | ||
| Personality | Geek | Profession | mom/insurance grunt/costume designer |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Separated | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 10 years |
About Me
I'm just a big nerd, not afraid to admit it.
I think I was born without the filter that most people have. I just sort of say what honestly comes to mind. Unfortunately, things are often a lot funnier in my head than they are out loud.
I have an AMAZING little girl who wants to take over the world by building robots with lasers (I'm so proud). I am a total sucker for kids, I have more nieces, nephews and godchildren than is sane. I love building pillow forts with my nephews.
I have a lot of really great friends, an active social life, I work a lot and I'm in college. I cuss like a sailor with tourettes, but still consider myself a lady.
I have the body of a god...what? Buddha is a god. Seriously, if you don't like bigger girls, your loss romantically, but I am also a really good friend and an outstanding wingman.
I really just want to met some new, interesting people and have some adventures.
Okay, just to be clear, I am not looking to have a one night stand with a perfect stranger. I am a mature women who is very comfortable with my sexuality and I have ZERO hang ups regarding sex. If you are just looking to send me pictures of your junk and expect me to jump on...keep trolling a-hole. Friends before lovers.
I think I was born without the filter that most people have. I just sort of say what honestly comes to mind. Unfortunately, things are often a lot funnier in my head than they are out loud.
I have an AMAZING little girl who wants to take over the world by building robots with lasers (I'm so proud). I am a total sucker for kids, I have more nieces, nephews and godchildren than is sane. I love building pillow forts with my nephews.
I have a lot of really great friends, an active social life, I work a lot and I'm in college. I cuss like a sailor with tourettes, but still consider myself a lady.
I have the body of a god...what? Buddha is a god. Seriously, if you don't like bigger girls, your loss romantically, but I am also a really good friend and an outstanding wingman.
I really just want to met some new, interesting people and have some adventures.
Okay, just to be clear, I am not looking to have a one night stand with a perfect stranger. I am a mature women who is very comfortable with my sexuality and I have ZERO hang ups regarding sex. If you are just looking to send me pictures of your junk and expect me to jump on...keep trolling a-hole. Friends before lovers.
First Date
I like crossing things off my bucketlist. I would like to learn to shoot a gun, I have a life sized, bleeding zombie target on order from thinkgeek. Hmmm perhaps not for the first date. "Hi my name is ......., and I brought a gun" not such the turn on...more of a second date kind of thing. Maybe we should just stick with the generic and lame coffee.
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