maymecakes: Cute and Nerdy
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Fresno, California
38 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Other
Caucasian, Capricorn
maymecakes wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
mom/insurance grunt/costume designer

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Separated Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Me
I'm just a big nerd, not afraid to admit it.

I think I was born without the filter that most people have. I just sort of say what honestly comes to mind. Unfortunately, things are often a lot funnier in my head than they are out loud.

I have an AMAZING little girl who wants to take over the world by building robots with lasers (I'm so proud). I am a total sucker for kids, I have more nieces, nephews and godchildren than is sane. I love building pillow forts with my nephews.

I have a lot of really great friends, an active social life, I work a lot and I'm in college. I cuss like a sailor with tourettes, but still consider myself a lady.

I have the body of a god...what? Buddha is a god. Seriously, if you don't like bigger girls, your loss romantically, but I am also a really good friend and an outstanding wingman.

I really just want to met some new, interesting people and have some adventures.

Okay, just to be clear, I am not looking to have a one night stand with a perfect stranger. I am a mature women who is very comfortable with my sexuality and I have ZERO hang ups regarding sex. If you are just looking to send me pictures of your junk and expect me to jump on...keep trolling a-hole. Friends before lovers.

First Date
I like crossing things off my bucketlist. I would like to learn to shoot a gun, I have a life sized, bleeding zombie target on order from thinkgeek. Hmmm perhaps not for the first date. "Hi my name is ......., and I brought a gun" not such the turn on...more of a second date kind of thing. Maybe we should just stick with the generic and lame coffee.