maymecakes: Cute and Nerdy
Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Fresno, California
38 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm), Other Religion
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
maymecakes wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
mom/insurance grunt/costume designer

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Separated Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Me
I'm just a big nerd, not afraid to admit it.

I think I was born without the filter that most people have. I just sort of say what honestly comes to mind. Unfortunately, things are often a lot funnier in my head than they are out loud.

I have an AMAZING little girl who wants to take over the world by building robots with lasers (I'm so proud). I am a total sucker for kids, I have more nieces, nephews and godchildren than is sane. I love building pillow forts with my nephews.

I have a lot of really great friends, an active social life, I work a lot and I'm in college. I cuss like a sailor with tourettes, but still consider myself a lady.

I have the body of a god...what? Buddha is a god. Seriously, if you don't like bigger girls, your loss romantically, but I am also a really good friend and an outstanding wingman.

I really just want to met some new, interesting people and have some adventures.

Okay, just to be clear, I am not looking to have a one night stand with a perfect stranger. I am a mature women who is very comfortable with my sexuality and I have ZERO hang ups regarding sex. If you are just looking to send me pictures of your junk and expect me to jump on...keep trolling a-hole. Friends before lovers.

First Date
I like crossing things off my bucketlist. I would like to learn to shoot a gun, I have a life sized, bleeding zombie target on order from thinkgeek. Hmmm perhaps not for the first date. "Hi my name is ......., and I brought a gun" not such the turn on...more of a second date kind of thing. Maybe we should just stick with the generic and lame coffee.