First off I'm going to apologize about the name. Yeah I know it's a dumb name and I regret it but there's nothing I can do about it now so make fun of me for it if you wish but dang it there's your explanation.
Next, do you really care about this section? By the time you get here you have already made up your mind about whether or not you're going to message someone. But fine I guess I'll throw some stuff on here. I'm educated, passionate, courteous, try and cheer you up when you're down, funny and always have a sense of humor, goofy as hell and random (I've even licked a member of snl but that's a different story), long tolerance for bad situations and have a long fuse and I rarely lose my temper. Look I'm a good guy, whether you want to believe it or not, and I'm looking for someone I can actually connect with. Hard to believe I know and some people are too scared to give things a shot but not you, you made it this far so start up a conversation, it's not that hard. Don't be shy. If you need something to start off with try talking about an adventure you went on or even your favorite movie. Give it a shot.