Why am I awesome? It would be my mission to always keep you smiling because a girl with a smile on her face is gorgeous especially if she is trying to hide it. Sure I enjoy cuddling, who doesn't right? I do like to go out to the bars from time to time, but I don't need to go out every night and just being on the couch is awesome too. Did I mention I have 2 couches? Have I ever gotten down on the dance floor you ask? You bet your badonk a donk I have and yes I will pull you out on the floor too. I live by myself and take care of all of my bills and am able to support myself. Any of this sound like a good time to you then message me up. It'll get weird at times, but that's better than being ordinary right? If you want to learn poker I'm more than willing to teach you as well. I've been to Vegas and I like to think I'm pretty good at poker. I am a pretty good cook, but man I can not bake so if you would be willing to teach me how to bake or bake with me that would be sort of fun wouldn't it?
You should be sarcastic, goofy at times, mature at other times, have passion for something, and well you should find humor in most of your life as life is pretty funny at times.
I don't care what kind of work you do and I don't care if you're worried about your place in life. If I am interested in you then that is all that matters. Maybe try and make me swoon a little. What makes you unique?
So to sum things up: I'm independent, make a decent living, have a future that I'm excited for, no ex baggage, freaking hilarious, have a beard, and am fairly intelligent.
P.S. I know the name is pretty dumb, but hey it was available right? I was sick of looking for names that were already chosen.