bennyboogers: Where the hell are you?
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Lomira, Wisconsin
30 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Pisces with Brown
bennyboogers is actively seeking a relationship.
Bachelors degree
Class Clown

December 2014

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious

About Me
Soooo, I don't know where to begin. I recently finished up my bachelors degree and am currently looking for a teaching position, but I do have a full-time job and also do some substitute teaching, so I'm no slacker and I can be kind of busy at times....but I will always find time for the right girl!. I am certified in social studies, history, economics, and psychology.I am quite outgoing and I can talk to pretty much anyone about anything, even if I have no idea what I'm talking about. I really enjoy Capri Sun because it's just plain awesome. I can be a little kid at times because I don't want to take all the fun out of my life, but I also know when it is time to be serious (I know other people have this and it's pretty generic, but it's true so I'm going to put it). I know a ton of random facts that no one should know and I think it would be awesome to be on Jeopardy one day even though I am positive I would go down in flames. I do not get embarrassed easily, so I know I can be unpredictable. I have my ears pierced and I have a tattoo, so if you're into that stuff then boom I got that taken care of. I guess I would like a goofy girl who is not uptight and is willing to give some trash talk. I like a little sarcasm.

Why am I awesome? It would be my mission to always keep you smiling because a girl with a smile on her face is gorgeous especially if she is trying to hide it. Sure I enjoy cuddling, who doesn't right? I do like to go out to the bars from time to time, but I don't need to go out every night and just being on the couch is awesome too. Did I mention I have 2 couches? Have I ever gotten down on the dance floor you ask? You bet your badonk a donk I have and yes I will pull you out on the floor too. I live by myself and take care of all of my bills and am able to support myself. Any of this sound like a good time to you then message me up. It'll get weird at times, but that's better than being ordinary right? If you want to learn poker I'm more than willing to teach you as well. I've been to Vegas and I like to think I'm pretty good at poker. I am a pretty good cook, but man I can not bake so if you would be willing to teach me how to bake or bake with me that would be sort of fun wouldn't it?

I don't care what kind of work you do and I don't care if you're worried about your place in life. If I am interested in you then that is all that matters. Maybe try and make me swoon a little. What makes you unique?

So to sum things up: I'm independent, make a decent living, have a future that I'm excited for, no ex baggage, freaking hilarious, have a beard, and am fairly intelligent.

P.S. I know the name is pretty dumb, but hey it was available right? I was sick of looking for names that were already chosen.

First Date
Don't worry I'll figure something out, but I'm pretty sure you will get a flower ;)