First off I'm going to apologize about the name. Yeah I know it's a dumb name and I regret it but there's nothing I can do about it now so make fun of me for it if you wish but dang it there's your explanation.
Now that that's out of the way, I know you're looking for excitement, adventure, laughs, sophistication, an all around stud. Well I got ya covered missy. This guy is unpredictable, educated, goofy, house-broken, holds doors for little old ladies, likes children, even cooks, so well I guess I have some stud-like qualities.
I'm a simple man looking for a simple lady. A sassy gal that can match my sarcasm and will fight with me about all sorts of trivial things and we end up throwing pillows at each other to end the fight, not rough or anything no bricks in the pillows and I hope there's no blood at the end (if there is I'm first aid certified!)
Start up a conversation, it's not that hard. Don't be shy. If you need something to start off with try talking about an adventure you went on or even your favorite movie. Give it a shot.