baronvonfang: A Gun Street girl was the cause of it all...
Smokes Often with Average body type
Birmingham, UK
31 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Libra
baronvonfang is looking for a relationship.
High school
Music Snob
Sound Engineer

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I wear black, do things I shouldn't do, and reside in high quality cowboy boots at all times. I listen to rock and roll, and try to live it when it suits me. I crave volume, and shape it to my will as a means of employment. Modern celebrity culture, most television and bad music often brings out the worst in me, and quite rightly so. I'm a man for good times, and as many as possible.

As music is a big part of my life, and I spend most of my time with it, here's a list of bands I like, many of which you've probably never heard of:
Tom Waits, Red Fang, Queens of the Stone Age, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Greenleaf, Pontiak, Black Sabbath, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Sonics, AC/DC, Ambulance Ltd, The Birthday Party, Dead Skeletons, Black Mountain, Chuck Berry, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Electric Wizard, Elvis Presley, Wooden Shjips, Sick of it All, The Veils, Dead Combo, blah blah blah...

I dig movies, especially ones that let you escape to somewhere far away from yourself. Cult stuff, and old flicks with iconic actors are my favourites. Jimmy Dean and Steve McQueen were the two coolest mother****ers who walked the face of the earth in my humble opinion.

As the great John Waters once said; "If you meet someone, and they don't have books, don't **** them". I love to read. Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Truman Capote, Lester Bangs, Bret Easton Ellis and Cormac McCarthy are my anti-heroes. I have read Moby****sixteen times and counting, and am slowly starting to look at Ahab as some kind of role model. I could sit down in a pub with a pint and a book until they forcibly have to evict me. I love to fuel my mind and take it to new places, and if a fivers worth of paper can do that, then I'm all for it.

I live my life in highly ordered anarchy. Everything has it's place, but where that is will change with the seasons. I'm a tidy person, a pretty decent cook, and a creature of habit as well as a creature made of my habits. My only curse of vanity is my hair, I can usually flip a cigarette into my mouth on the first go, and I have an unquenchable thirst for useless facts and information. I try and educate myself as much as possible, as I would like to have something to talk about at every level of conversation before I shuffle off this mortal coil.

I am not Prince Charming. I'm also not the man to sweep you away from whatever it is you want to be swept away from. I am not 'a nice guy', I'm just as hopelessly flawed as the next man. I am also not Christian ****ing Grey, and I find your illiterate coward porn offensive. I'm coarse, attracted to the dangerous and macabre, and unflinching in my attitudes towards life and mortality. Those who fear death cannot enjoy life, and are less likely to enjoy a life with me. What I am is exciting, interesting and amusing, nothing more, nothing less.

I'm pretty polite most of the time, but if your message only consists of a 'hello' or 'hi', I'm afraid you're going to have to try harder...

And another thing, 'liking music' means music, not RnB, Dubstep and Hip-Hop made after 1994, because that isn't music, it's noise for stupid people.

Over and Out.

First Date
A high stakes poker game involving the more unsavoury characters of the criminal underbelly of society, or a quiet pint, either/or.

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