NO I DO NOT WANT TO "HOOK UP" WITH YOU SO STOP ASKING ME. IT'S ANNOYING, DEMEANING AND INSULTING.
Do you like a slightly off-center girl with a badass sense of humor ? do you enjoy holding hands, kissing, being gazed at adoringly whilst you chop a salad or a cord of wood...?
Can you tolerate, clumsy? Lipstick? Smartassery?
Is your weight proportionate to your height ? ( just being honest )
Does your profile say you're 6'2" when in fact you're more like 5'6" ?
Do you look like your profile picture, or was it taken 15 years ago ?
Do you Claim you're "easy going" but in fact you're really THIS close to taking hostages?
Are you looking for your "soul mate" or are you really just looking for your next ...ahem... Good time?
C'mon guys, be real, put a shirt ON, and take OFF the dark sunglasses.
(Don't do that)
Seriously dude. Separated means you're still married!!!! It's that simple. I went through hell to become a free and unencumbered divorced person. You can do the same. Really. You can. You won't die.
I don't get drunk, I get delightful. I don't drink that often though, because I'm pretty delightful anyway.
This girl likes men who are sure of themselves, know what they want, go after what they want and don't take themselves too seriously. I am not a girl who is going to tiptoe around on eggshells!! I'm clumsy and would probably get hurt anyway...
PS my main pic was taken February 28, 2013
something pretty simple. coffee and conversation?
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