I do a lot of sh*ttalking. If you get your feelings hurt because of this I don't care because I am telling you now. I sh*ttalk. If you cannot handle me saying it to your face then move on. My life stays chugging; and I am happy. The guys I work with can hang and I don't even like them like that. Whoever I end up talking to had better be able to hang too.
I'm not going to say that I'm curvy or whatever it is. I'm a fat chick. That doesn't mean anything beyond what it is. Not gonna sugarcoat it. The scale doesn't lie. I have a lot of muscle underneath this lot of fat, so it's all good. I'm working on that and the reality is reality.
Okay! Now that I have the prerequisite whining out of the way what I can say is that I am a manga fiend, I like video games, I know a fair share about Schwinns (NOT lowriders. Schwinns) and a bit about muscle cars. What I don't know I can probably bullsh*tmy way through with what little knowledge I have. Lying isn't fun; and I would like someone who doesn't lie. It'll come out eventually so if you are only interested in the P just say it. Won't get you anywhere but it's better than pretending you care about my bubbly personality.
I am not single; I am a widow. There is a big difference between the two. Please understand when I say it will take a while to meet it is not a brush off. It is because I do not have an ex husband or a baby daddy to have the kids. It's not easy. It took a shitload of courage to step out here, so please respect the title. WIDOW. Thankee.
I love coffee and I'm a pretty decent cook. I cook better when I feel adventurous in the kitchen (tho I think that's the case with most). I hate horror movies. They give me nightmares lol. Umm.. the rest just speak up. I'm not a mean person. But I can be a bit sadistic. You've been warned.