I have a tendency to be verbose and most people browsing the site probably wouldn't care about my views on singing versus dance reality shows or my disdain for apples.
I should probably take this time to "sell" myself. Not in this prostitution sense, but in the "hey, you could be an okay companion" sense of the word.
So here is me in a nutshell: I like to have fun, I love to laugh, I can be crass...but I think I'm endearingly crass (I think I can start a movement on this), I enjoy music...a lot (I bet I love more bad music than you...), I could probably quote most of Drop Dead Fred, and I would probably be terribly embarrassed if someone I knew read how lame I'm being right now.
Funny story (at least in my book): When I first signed up for pof, I put I was a guy looking for a girl. Not on purpose to conduct an experiment or anything like that...like a genuine mistake. OH THE IRONY OF IT ALL.
So I guess the whole point of this is to find my "ideal match" (GOD, I SOUND HORRIBLY JADED ALREADY) - if you enjoy walking around aimlessly in NYC and...I have failed horribly at following any sort of guideline POF tried to give me above.
In Conclusion, I sometimes wonder what other girls put in their profiles...I feel like I should probably scope out some of them and steal all of their nuggets of wisdom to come off cool and worldly...but then I remember that they'll see me stalking their profiles and be like "why is this chick trying to steal my swag?"
Yeah, I don't know anymore either. Consider yourself intrigued.
BURNING QUESTION: I haven't been at this pof thing for too long, but I truly want to know something...do guys just send a blanket message out to a whole bunch of chicks and hope one of them thinks they're fly as hale? Seriously! Inquiring minds need to know.
I CAN NOW REPORT FINDINGS OF SAID REPORTED BURNING QUESTION - and yes, there's lots of blanket messages and lots of creepy ones. I kind of hold the creepy ones near and dear to my heart because it takes some pizzazz to be grossly descriptive and grammatically incorrect. I'm not even trying to sound pompous - I legit love them.
I expect you to buy me an expensive dinner and think I'm fabulous. Or we could just go to the movies and eat at a chain restaurant. The choice is yours. Obviously (because you've gained so much insight from this profile...haha) I'm really laid back and would be pleased with a night out at Chuck E. Cheese (don't knock it til you've tried their delectable frozen pizza).