Your name shall be man until I get to know your real name. You can call me woman, or pretty, or smarty pants, or almighty creative one. I can go on with that one. I have not been active on this site as I am one busy bee, but I am taking a moment to rewrite my profile as my sassy side was a little too sassy for some of you men. I was told I am actually very sweet which is really weird because they've never tasted me. Don't even comment on that one. Just leave it alone. I'm done being too busy and ready to bring in someone amazing in my life.
I'm your typical alpha female who has a lot of friends and not the least bit shy. They call me an extrovert, I call me an entrepreneur (that word is impossible to spell). As an "E" person I am currently a business owner of famous marketing company...okay I say famous...others say small. I don't like that word...I don't know why. You'll have to be good with my ambition because that's one thing I can't change. I do promise to change my clothes every day for you. See how sweet I am.
You are the kind of man who's got his ducks in order. (Please don't send me pictures of your ducks). You are free of past baggage, I just got a new one myself for my trip to Russia...true story...I digress...you are happy and don't let things get you down...I let a super heavy box get me down the other day...that's acceptable. Which reminds me...you should be strong...cuz your name is man and men are supposed to be strong...at least stronger than me. You're strong in your ethics, morals and integrity, not in smell...let's not be strong in smell.
It's hard for me to hold my back my funny bone, no really, I have big boobs and holding my funny bone is difficult. Did I just tell you I have big boobs? Oh no...my friend is going to tell me to rewrite my profile again. If you like to laugh we will get along. If you make me laugh I may never leave you alone...except for when you...never mind...I'm gonna stop before I really am forced to rewrite this.
I'm smiling on both the inside and out.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I prefer wine over coffee, actually I don't drink coffee at all, you really don't want to see me on coffee anyway. Happy hour makes me happy and if you ask me for coffee I'll know you didn't read my profile. ;)