Well If ur reading this then I did something right! I'm a smart ass by nature! I love to joke around. I love to pretend I'm in a sitcom and every time I enter a room I get applause. I like dumpster diving you can find some really great stuff! J/k my fav sitcom was friends! How u doin. I like riding! My Schwinn of course. No it's a mongoose mountain bike. I love being a homebody! I love movies, I can quote movies & do impressions. I like to do accents, British, Australian, Jamaican, u name it I'll do it. I got the New York down to a tee with a hint of Bronx & Queens. I like to ponder, & mosy. You don't see people mosying anymore. People tell me I'm funny, & I always say u haven't even seen me naked, how can u make that judgement? Well again I like to laugh, so if ur into laughing, role playing, maybe a little light shoplifting I'm ur guy!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well let's see what we'd get into trouble doing like maybe going to Target & going to the toy aisle & playing with the toys til we got kicked out, then maybe go downtown & pretend we were stranded here from Australia & we needed money to fix our wallabies. Or just go to a Chillis & pretend we're at Applebee's & ask for stuff that's on a applebees menu! Well see.....