Well here's me in a box, I'm a smart ass by nature. I like to laugh at people & myself. I don't take myself to seriously, life is to short for that. So if u don't mind milk coming through ur nose, then I'm the guy. I like long walks off of short piers, hang gliding without the hanging afraid of heights, boring dates without the boring & roller coasters, without the rollers, pole dancing without the pole. But I can pole dance. Lol I'm spontaneous not conbustible. I'm a smart one my momma says. My idea of a good time is going downtown & begging for spare change, so we can get back to our shack in Houston. Then going for ice cream or going to**** & being a**** Not hello were u paying attention? I'm a smart ass.