I can have any woman I please. But, apparently so far, I haven’t pleased any of them.
I think, for women, 95% of makeup is a complete waste of money. So chances are, I already disapprove of your spending habits.
I don't care how attractive, smart, funny, rich or unique you think you are, DO NOT contact me if you are a Raiders fan.
DO contact me if you have ever been mistaken for Kate Beckinsale, in which case your personality would be optional.
I can, at times, be adventurous, reckless and am very often restless.
I won’t sleep over after our first date. Yes, we will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live.
I watch American Idol.
My sarcasm sometimes will get me into trouble.
I think newborn babies look like aliens. So "no" your newborn niece is not cute.
Please, PLEASE have a "girls night out" every once in a while.
I can be a bit too quiet but I am probably planning some form of attack (or daydreaming about being a "Chopped Champion").
The movie “Wall-E” made me cry like a little school girl…twice.
I sometimes get lost on my bike rides but have always managed to find my way back home.
My skin sparkles like diamonds in direct sunlight, but I am team Jacob.
I can be stubborn however, overall, I am a very trusting and an extremely loyal person. But if you violate that trust you probably will never get it back.
I have been known to dance around the house with my nieces (while babysitting them) singing a Selena Gomez or T-Swift song.
I am not a fan of PDA.
I tend to live vicariously through myself.
I probably cuss too much.
Wasps scare the (blank) out of me.
I can’t tolerate assumptions about serious situations and lack of communication drives me crazy...
Any question? Just ask.
Now, about you:
You have a spark in your eye, are curious about the world and want to know more of its secrets. You can take a joke, laugh at yourself and are not easily offended. You don’t cheat, and will tell me if you do. Your friends don't label you a "couch potato". The rest of you is completely negotiable.
If you got this far and are up for a challenge, you should probably send me an email...