Holmesey3000: We can say we met somewhere else...
About
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
City
Vancouver, British Columbia
Details
28 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Taurus
Intent
Holmesey3000 is actively seeking a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Beach Bum
Profession
Waiter, bartender, kissbutter


dating
I have zero shame






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  



About Me
Alright let's just start out by saying that I am well aware of the hundreds upon hundreds of messages you receive from us desperate foolish and downright just uggh men, I totally get it and please let me apologize for the few decent guy's that get lost in that pool idiots. The fact that I even grabbed your attention enough to bring you to my page is incredible on it's own.....orrrr I am that pretty I'll take that too. For some reason POF limits what you can say and how many messages a guy can send...which is terrible because 3/4 of my thoughtful messages I type never get received. So please, if I catch your attention....initiate contact :)

I probably sent you an awkward, puzzling, awfully forward and even possibly vulgar message to make you go "hmmmm" Probably something involving your toes or as far Allow me to apologize for that now and just while we're on the subject, n I mean no disrespect by objectifying but... I'm totally a bum guy, And ofcourse I appreciate sexy legs n pretty toes for sure :) In the end, I hope it's your heart n mind I fall for.

Okay so let me give you a brief history of Chris. I'm originally from Toronto, I moved out here 3 years ago when my engagement came to a rough ending. I originally came to Vancouver for the summer to clear my head and do some healing but once I learned it didn't snow here and I could ride a motorcycle year round...I was sold. Ive had a few jobs in Vancity, some of the cool ones being I bar-tended at a Main n Hastings pub (fun) and I was actually a process server for a year. (the guy who tell's people "youve been served) I currently work as a waiter pt on Granville island and am looking for another waiter gig. I live in East Van but desperately want to move to like...commercial, kits, dt...anywhere social my area is so anti cool, but cheap and cheap is good. I'm a total movie quoter/junkie and I dig music all the way. It's not that I don't drink, I'll totally have a few beers at a pub or chilling at wreck beach for sure. But for the most part I just never feel the craving for booze. Drugs, let's say I am 420 friendly however its more of a bedtime thing for me, and it's kind of hard explaining in txt my past relationship with party favours and my feelings towards it now. I'm non judgmental in every sense, do whatever makes you feel good, believe in whatever you want to believe in, as long as your not bothering anyone or forcing others to do it....all the power to you.

In the past 8 years I've been in a total of 2 long term relationships and 2 not so long term relationships. Overall 2 women I truly loved and 1 I was briefly engaged to...and really hurt when they ended. Anyone who has been in a long term relationship that they gave everything they had into it and it ends....knows theirs no other pain like it. I just want to say I don't wish to inflict that pain onto anyone, I'm not one for drama or head games and I'm too old for one night stand's and I truly believe that in life for the most part, women get the sh!t end of the stick. The last thing I want to do is add to that,

I actually typed out the stories behind my previous relationships, what was great and how things came to an end and what I've learned in the process. When I was finished writing it it was like 2 paragraphs long and like...I'm betting I've lost most of your attention by now anyway'. I figured its something I could share if we meet in the real world, I know I'd totally be curious about your past relationships and the lessons' youve learned.
When it comes to conversation I will totally admit I'll openly talk about any subject without shame. I've always just been the kid that, if I had a question I asked....regardless of the subject. Another thing I'll admit is that I'm an open book, ask me any question about myself not only will I tell you the truth (as awful as it may be), and what I learned...again with no shame. Examples like...oh christ, have I cheated, am I circumcised, what invisavble man in the sky do I believe in, have I ever kissed a boy..., I don't know if you can make me blush bonus points =)
Lastly, because wow...I've rambled a lot and haven't really said anything....what can I say I'm talkative. What I'm looking for....Like previously said, my track record show's I'm in it for the long run, I truly do want to find my soul mate or at the least make some friends along the way. Im not our for one night stands or to use anybody. I want a girl whose heart is twice as beautiful as her appearance. Someone whose caring yet care free, non judgemental yet knows the difference between right and wrong. Someone who will try new things, someone that, if their's nothing else to do, we can make an afternoon spooning n watching netflix all night and.....well again, probably better told in the real world.

Thanks for reading my huge bio, and again, sorry for the odd message I hope by now you can see I'm harmless and it was merely to grab your attention. All the best in love n life :)

First Date
Motorcycle ride to the beach....I'm open to suggestions too