If you're reading after THAT tagline, then good - you have a sense of humor about online dating!
Let's get this part out of the way, right up front! I'm a BBW. If that's a problem for you, that's really okay. Step aside.
On that note, I might compliment a profile that I find interesting, funny and/or well written - please take it as just that...a compliment.
You're looking at a self-sufficient, but old-fashioned woman. What I'm looking for is someone who's ready to become best friends, and eventually lovers too - for life. I would love a guy who makes me laugh, and has a solid faith in God. I'd like to meet a real gentleman, who will open doors, listen to my words, and bring laughter, loyalty and honesty to the table. I'm attracted to black men pretty much exclusively, and I love men who love to LAUGH!
I don't have kids, but I love them, and I'm open to whatever the Lord has in store for my future.
Turn-ons: Funny, articulate, nice eyes, bald head, good smile, nice voice, good manners!
Turn offs: Gold teeth, dressing like a thug, bad tippers, and guys who don't like animals!
I have no ulterior motives, and I have no poker face, so I don't bother lying. I'm passionate, hilarious, creative, a total smart-ass, and loyal to a fault, and I CHOOSE to be hopeful that there are still a few good ones left. I hope you're out there. It's been a long journey...
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Age between 35 and 46.
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