Haha... I guess I should sell myself here...
Can have me for breakfast, lunch or dinner..
Or a midnight snack..
Or dessert, cause I taste really good with whipped cream.. lol
Pair nicely with wine and or beer..
Wait.... maybe I'm not a food product..
I've previously been used, so I am second hand..
Used lightly, not necessarily gently, as I shown signs of wear..
But everything is still included, and fully functional..
However, parts squeak once in a while, and some parts are loose..
I'm available for purchase, lease, or hourly rental.. hahahaha... srry, I had to..
Hmmm... yeah.. pick which one is your favorite.. lol
To save us both time, and heartache..
I am not into big and tall, or BBW's..
Yes, I have received greif about it, and no!
It does not help your chances at all by sending me nasty messages about it..
Yes, I'll be nice if I message you back with a reply... but only the first time...
If you continue to bash me for it...
It will not end well for you.. and you will have even less 'self-esteem' once I'm done..
(That only comes from, having to shut some women up about it, I'm not a mean person, unless I'm pushed to be)