Better than sliced bread, more awesome than the fantastic four put together and more unique than heterochromia. How is this possible you may ask? Well when you combined the intellect of Steven hawkings with Houdini-like abilities you come across a superhero unlike no other! Quicker than superman, smarter than batman and more fantastic than the x-men all put together. I can personally deliver your flowers, go for a walk at the zoo, take you to the drive-in and still have a home cooked dinner ready by the time we get home. I know how they get the caramel in the caramel bar, not to mention the perfect combination of clothing coordination which can be mind boggling.
The awesomeness doesn't even stop there... and yes awesomeness is a real word.
Myself being inappropriate... ? That's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
You not being intrigued already...? That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.
No I'm not brash, but instead possess a demiurgic ingenuity. Socrates could have used a couple of pointers from me. I play more instruments than Juno Awards, take part in more sports than the Olympics.
Maybe together we could wander the pyramids, figure out the secret of Stonehenge or save the world from the silver surfer. If you can handle the odd string-quartet, random high fives and the sarcasm which is in itself legendary, then we will get along fine...
(P.S. - No I'm not conceited or such, just figured it's more fun to get to know someone by asking ;)
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something that potentiality leads to a second date :P Go out and shoot some pool, and have a drink :) Snowboarding ! Karate in the garage ! the Zoo?? Science Center???