I'm miserable and never laugh because I have absolutely no sense of humor. I love games and I play to win. I'm a dishonest, insincere, evil person with no heart or compassion. I have no friends and can't stand my family who I spend no quality time with. I would say I was closed minded, but I am a mindless, brainless, empty space guy with no thoughts or anything to say. I have no goals. My job sucks, I hate it and I'm terrible at it. I'm annoying, I'm petrified to try new things and I hate to travel. When I do go out, I'm the loud drunk . I love going to Vegas to lose all my money . I just don't care .
WHO I'M LOOKING FOR: You are a total slob who has poor or no manners. When we go out, I want you to not use your napkin . I want you to stare at other men when we're out together. Bonus points for flirting with them. Don't listen when I talk, and interrupt me when you can. Wear ugly clothes, or at least clothing inappropriate for every occasion. Be very needy. Call me several times a day, checking where I am, who I'm with, etc. Insist on driving us everywhere, but proceed to get so drunk that I have to drive your car or call a taxi. It is your mission that you are right about everything. Have wildly inaccurate information and unfounded opinions. It would be nice if you have politically conservative views so we can get into fun arguments!
I know you're looking forward to meeting me lol