Hey.I'm Bonnie :)
Hmm how to describe myself?...I don't take life seriously at all, there's just too much fun to be had!I love rock/metal, seeing live music and discovering all the tiny quirky places Brighton has to offer :) I'm pretty laid back.
I have five tattoos and plan on more :D I'm looking at going into the profession when I sort my portfolio. I'm a big believer in tattoos having a real meaning/story rather than being a fashion statement but that's just me! I also have my lip pierced.
Am looking more for an alternative guy!scruffy hair, ink, piercings, stretches and faciAl hair are a huge plus :D although ultimately personality is key. Meeting new people and making new friends would be good too.
As you can see im not a size 8 and I do have cuRves...yes boobs and bum!so if you want a supermodel then I suggest you write to Kate moss and see how you get on, mean while I'm guna have a burger :D don't gEt me wrong I like to look after myself but if your guna judge me for not running pointlessly round the block a million times or eating my greens then frankly you can sh*t off!life is too bloodY short ;)
I get tiny freckles on my face when it's sunny
When I was little I had a mOnkey puppet called crunchy
I like rolling up in my duvet and pretending I'm a cloUd
Sometimes the overwhelming urge to sing kielbasa really loudly greatly outweighs the appropreicy of the situation
I am drawn instantly to knitted toys, carousels and music boxes...they send me into a trance much like if you turn a shark on its back....(although I don't die after 15mins) snow globes have a siMilar but not as powerful effect too
I have to keep my feet inside the duvet or the monster under the bed will nibble at my toes, it's already eaten all of mY socks and one of my slippers
I'm too impatient and fidgity to let nail varnish dry and end up Smudging it :/ but im not vain enough to care all that much
I like tall guys, mainly for the reason that stood next to them I feel like a cute lil dolly :D and wHen their not looking I will put my tiny size 4 foot against theirs and giggle at how diddy it looks!
It has to be the right temperature outside beforE I can eat cereal or yogurt
I have an awesome pair of domo kun mittens...they aRe attached by string so I never loose one :D
Oh and I also have the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets...loL
Some light heartedness:
Top tips :D
If ur only hobby is going to the gym I feel u need to gO on a vision quest.....either that or get off the site as ur clearly dating urself
Distant pics: what's that?!are you far away or just really tiny?i dunno but hey love the guys but smurfs aren't my bag!
Photos of ur recently Caught fish.....I kno ur proud sweetie but it doesn't do it for the girlies ;) carping weekly would b very interested tho :)
Photos of u and your ex.....firstly why?secondly, wot is this?bar setting?uncropped laziness?again, not a turn on for the wo men
Oh that's a nice****...but wait I can't see ur face?oh don't worry I generally make decisions on whether to date a guy soley based on photos of willies :D
Group pics....sorry which one are you??im I dating all of you?thanKs but no thanks, not a gang bang kinda gal!But also the disappointment when you spot someone really hot in the pic, hope to god its the guy that messaged you only to find out its the photo bombing creep in the background...not cool
Ps u can't just go gay, it's not like buying a ladder
Hmmm not sure, I'm not impressed by material possessions nor money so dinner dates aren't appealing :/ I'd rather see the fun and creativity in a guy :D so even something as plain as a sunset walk with the right person can be great, maybe stumble across a friendly street cat or two, drink Blue panda pops, play thumb wars and be generally childish
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