WELL, to start, I'm looking for someone relatively nearby and preferably younger than my father! I believe I have a lot to offer. I am not jaded or jealous, and I roll with the punches. I believe in compromise and win-win! You will find yourself in awe of my abilities to injure myself, truly great and TRUE stories that might blow your mind, or at least leave you shaking your head...hehe! I can be totally awkward at times and tactless at others...it's my nature. It's fun to keep each other on our feet with witty comments and banter, because no topic is offensive to me..when you grow up with brothers, toilet humor AND leaving the seat up are natural occurrences! I enjoy anything I can do with the pups. Saabs are my car of choice, please don't pick on me, or, join the crowd that does! I like a guy that is going to be affectionate; not puppy-dog like. Someone that needs 24/7 monitoring need not apply...BUT please be emotionally available. I'm not much for a mustache....however a trimmed goatee or some facial hair is ok. Please don't be a ladies man, egotistical, or argumentative. I love the practical joker with the great one liners! It's awesome to be ready to surprise us with a trip mini-golfing, to a trip to The House on the Rock, a nice evening with movies-at home (none of that 50.00 crap!), a trip to the dog park to wander around, or even just whatever catches the eye. Someone that would be into or would like to get into dog agility would be AWESOME! I like to catch a few local bands and also enjoy some down time with guilty pleasure tv. I enjoy OLD DMB, Jack Johnson, The Script, Colbie Calliet, Melissa Etheridge, Bruce Springsteen, Mumford & Sons, Coldplay, Jason Mraz or just tons of one hit wonders! I'm a lyrics girl! The best have yet to come and I can't wait until I meet the person that compliments me! Please be willing to write more than Hi or Hey because I won't answer. Something with substance shows you looked at more than just pictures to start a conversation. Also, I am looking for friends only and NOT FWB. Someone to hang out with once in a while for a plutonic relationship. Ie. Best buds that I can feel comfortable around with their friends...hanging out. I can have a crude sense of humor that girls don't appreciate. I might be able to make them feel this way.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIW5QU2lGe8
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I would love to go somewhere we can laugh and have a blast...and I'd like to be rollling with laughter until my sides split!