I'm looking for someone with a good head on their shoulders, responsible, respectful, mature, genuine, and honest, is that too much to ask? ;)
So a chicken walks into a bar
Chicken: Hey Bartender! Got any Corn?
Bartender: No dumbass Chicken! I don't got no Corn here
Chicken:Cluck cluck cluck and leaves
Chicken the following day: Hey Bartender! You got any Corn here????!!!!
Bartender: Damnit Chicken! I told you yesterday I ain't got no corn here and if your Chicken ass asks me again ill Nail your ass to the wall!!!
Chicken:Cluck cluck Cluck you Motha Cluker! And waddles out
Chicken the next day:Hey hey Bartender!
Chicken: you got any nails????????!!!!!!
Chicken: in that case,,,, You got any CORN????
Lol!!! So Cccorny ;)