About Me
I don't like writing long profiles so I'm just gonna tell you random facts about myself..... 3 of these facts are fake if you can guess all 3 correct you get a prize ;)
1 - I can open all jars
2 - I wear size 15 shoes, you know what that means..... I buy my shoes online
3 - I have made a UFC fighter tap
4 - I was once security for Jean Chretien
5 - If you pass out I can carry you to bed
6 - I've seen every Simpsons episode at least 3 times
7 - I once shot a man just to see him die
8 - I broke my femur :(
9 - I think burrito boyz is a gift from god
10 - Drunk uncles always tell me to join WWF
11 - I can do a back flip
12 - I make roti (but they aint round)
13 - I'm a high school chem teacher and I cook meth
14 - I got 6 tattoos
15 - i typed this with my nose
16 - I can drink more beer than you
17 - I love dressing up for Halloween
18 - are you even reading this anymore?
19 - I prob wont respond to boring msgs
20 - I love movies and tv.... and lately I've gotten into reading
21 - I like some chick flicks