When I am not working or taking classes, during my free time (which I don't have nearly enough of), I love shopping at the mall, volunteering with doing care packages for our military, spending time at the animal shelter, getting a tan at the beach, trying out new places to eat, (beach type bars are fun...good food) going to the movies and hitting up the gym or biking. Concerts are fun and so are amusement parks, yup all the roller coasters. I don't go to bars and clubs and I'm definitely not a party girl. I'm very quiet, but it's always fun to meet new people who are down to earth. Right now, I am going to college finishing up my AA majoring in Criminal Justice (if I ever pass math). I got out of the Air Force up in Delaware/Texas in 2007 as a medic (physical therapy). I watch Investigation Discovery like it's my job and my little Shiba Inu foster pup is my best friend. I'm addicted to iced lattes, sandals, Abercrombie clothes, and have a massive hoodie collection. I like rock, pop, and some country music.I have lived in South FL most of my life and my family seriously means everything to me. My faith is important to me and it's just important to me that you believe in something. If you're Athiest it's never going to work...just being honest...
Dating in South Florida sucks so I am just looking for friends right now. I am a huge believer in friends first before we date (and I realize you're a total psycho). Honestly, I am attracted to preppy type guys who workout and have a good head on their shoulders. In a room full of people, I tend to gravitate towards blonde, maybe brown hair and blue or green eyes, or just the all American look. They'd have to be funny, honest, trustworthy and have goals. I like quiet type guys. I have a lot to offer the right person. Honestly, I would rather be single than to be lied to, cheated on, and disrespected. Every time I trust a guy, he winds up showing me exactly why I shouldn't. My attitude is stay faithful, or stay single. I do not take this site seriously. See Disclaimer: (It keeps getting longer....*sigh*)
1)If you are in any way, shape, or form psychotic, bipolar, arrogant, think you're God's gift to women, or on any sort of medications then stay the hell away from me.
2)If you already have a girlfriend/wife (and I will find out) and want a mistress, I'm not for you.
3)If you're looking for a meaningful overnight relationship, I'm not your girl.
4)If you have a problem with smoking, alcohol, or drugs (weed included) keep looking...I don't deal with any of that. See what I am going to school for.
5)If you have issues with your personal hygiene, again, I'M NOT FOR YOU!
6)If you're still "best friends" with your ex, stay the hell away from me. I hate drama and other girls!
7)If you can't remember we have plans, or show up late, or cancel last minute, forget it! I'm always early (yup...military!)
8)If you have offspring, or you're over 34ish, I'm not interested.
9)If you have issues holding a job or telling the the truth, you're a disaster...keep fishing. I see it quick.
10)If you are not sure if you're gay or not, please refrain from contacting me. Yes, it's happened unfortunately.
11)If you have an arrest record a mile long, chances are I won't be interested. I am understanding to an extent...
12)If you don't know WTF you want, keep moving on, don't lead me on then confuse me.
13)If you're a cheater, esp. right in front of my face.... don't bother. Go cheat on someone else who will tolerate that garbage.
14)For the love of God, please do not be a stage 5 clinger. I need my space.
15)If you're cheap, seriously, find someone else to buy your stuff. Such a huge turn off.
16)If you're racist, I feel bad about how narrow minded you are. I don't want to hear about how much you hate somebody for no reason at all.
17)If you're talking to a bunch of other girls, I am not gonna sit here and compete. They make more guys...don't waste my time.
18)I'd rather be your g/f, not your babysitter, so "mama's boys" need not apply...if you're 21, it's not called a relationship, it's called babysitting.
19)I do not respond to one or two word emails like "hey" or "what's up?". Let's make them thought provoking please! Also, know the difference between "to, too, and two" or "your and you're" and such, please? It's really not that hard.
20)Alright, if you send me a message on here and I do not reply, something in your profile probably red flagged me. Now this does not mean I will reply to your next 8 emails either....and please don't send me messages on here like "I'm sitting at the booth behind you". That's just beyond creepy...esp. when we have never talked on here before....lol
21)Please have up to date pictures. I don't care what you looked like 5 years/60 pounds ago.
22) Guys-Please do not send me naked pictures of yourselves. Those who already have, thanks. I appreciated the good laugh before I hit BLOCK. ;)
23) If you're flaky/shady and fail to respond to texts and/or calls for days on end, and I think you've been either brutally murdered, in a hospital bed somewhere from a fiery car wreck, or possibly abducted by aliens....please DO NOT contact me. If I initiate contact by accident, please DO NOT respond.
24)I really am just on here for kicks. My friends live vicariously through all my horrible dating stories from here. Hey, at least someone gets a good laugh!
25)If you have homicidal fantasies, please do not contact me. I don't want to wind up with a toe tag. Might as well just leave my picture behind so they can put it on one of those milk cartons.
26) I CANNOT stress enough... if you are crazy, please refrain from contacting me. Why do all the whack jobs flock to me?
27)If we used to date, quit looking at my profile, it's just creepy! Thanks =)