HeIsNotLame: Banana bread with chocolate chips is awesome
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Vancouver, British Columbia
Details
33 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Catholic
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
Intent
HeIsNotLame Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
Work







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
..
so here u go.. top 5 reason why u wanna date me

1.. he has a job, 5 days a week..
2.. he calls you back.. well texting counts too.
3.. he old enough to have been rejected and dumped a bunch of times now in life, so I dont creep out any more.. there is no "all I ever wanted was a girl like you" anymore.. I handle it like a man now.. I log on to tinder and swipe right on everyone!
4.. I got a touch of an accent.. its almost like a foreigner. . Who dont like a foreigner. So exotic!
5. Makes awesome pasta

top 5 reason to not date me...
1... im 5'9... it ends at one.. but it is a shitty one I agree.. it almost counts as 5


what I'm really looking for thou is to climb a tree with an awesome women and make out up there... i mean that song ends so good... don't you think?
so don't think I'm weird if we meet and walk past a tree and I start wandering over and round it



First Date
Playing hop scotch and jump rope drunk