I'm 33! I'm a Taurus! Born in may. I'm a Newfie also which explains how I'd mess my own bday up so don't razz me, I get enough from my accent!
I'm totally healthy and I have no fevers, or I'm sick as hell and have every fever all at one time cuz I find lot of women beautiful..
I like potatoes, jelly candies are awesome but when I eat the whole bag, my tummy hurts. I do it anyway
When I was young I could skip a flat rock 21 skips in the water before it sank.
I'm a risk taker. Sometimes at work I don't ware my safety vest.
A strange accent appears when I drink, then for the most part goes away when I'm normal.
I once blew up a balloon and used it for a pillow.
Kraft dinner with your baseball hat as the bowl taste better then you think.
I hate when flies bite you.
I'm way better looking then my photos. Even thou my photos is me!
I like teeth, I have a collection of 32.
I can cook an amazing dinner with only a magic bullet and a spoon.
I can pee with the seat down and not make a mess.
I'm 5'9 on paper but 6'4if u tickle me.
When I shower I step out already dry. I shower daily.
I'm a stellar hugger and world class cuddler.
I sleep one time and eat 2 times a day so when u meet me the pleasure will be all yours!
I love long dark hair and I also love starring at fires.