First of all, I'm bisexual and would love a man or woman, but my profile won't let me choose both :/
I'm originally from Arizona, been here since December 2010. I'm extremely open minded, you probably can't surprise me with anything. (I hate surprises.. in the other context) I'm very pessimistic! I love cheesy pet names (babe, baby, honey, dear, etc). I smoke a joint/bowl almost every night. I'm extremely self-conscious even though I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be. I really dislike long eye contact, especially if no one's talking. And I hate shaking people's hands. I'm in love with tattoos and piercings.
Food: I'm extremely picky. The sooner you are okay with that, the better. Please don't force me to try anything, I do just fine on my own. But I do love Italian!
Books: The Lovely Bones, Hairstyles of the Damned, Cut, Of Mice and Men.
Movies: The Breakfast Club, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Drop Dead Fred, Easy A, Patch Adams, Fight Club, The Professional, American History X, Tombstone, Get Him to the Greek, Dinner for Schmucks, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, etc.
Shows: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Grey's Anatomy, Weeds, Imractical Jokers, Workaholics, Ridiculousness, Flight of the Conchords, Snapped, Friends, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Jersey Shore, and lots of other reality tv.
Music: EVERYTHANG! Favorite band=Queen!
You should message me if:
-You smoke pot, or are okay being around it.
-You aren't an alcoholic.
I won't message you if:
-You have grammar or spelling mistakes in your profile and/or messages.
-You just want to hang out, make friends, or party all the time.
-You send a message that only says "Hey. What's up?"