Online Dating...In concept, you're so seductive. Benefits:
1) Improved Sexual Communication
I hear this is a place where you openly admit crazy sexual kinks...as a profile introduction. This is awesome - finally a dating venue where it is acceptable to introduce yourself with a reference to your newest dungeon iron and spreader bar toys. And I would never be able to say, "hey, what are your thoughts on chloroform?" in a public establishment
2) Clear Emotional boundaries
My main focus in life is expanding my collection of exotic murses. Yes, I know you want some attention too. You'll get it - AFTER my murse-boner goes down in the morning. And don't pretend like you mind: who doesn't want to walk hand-in-hand with a confident man rocking a leopard-print/ alligator skin tote bag.I also walk my dog in Jorts every weekend.
3) Age play!Never really tried it (with the exception of a few older women business travel seduction tales). However, I hear this is the place for 50 year old men to mack on 20 year old college girls, sans-feeling of guilt. Now, I know I'm not of retirement age yet, but I'm totally willing to dress up like your dad's golfing buddy if that's your thing.Again..."in concept"
Alright - down to business.I went to the zoo with a girl. She told me "this is the most exciting date I've been on in a year". I felt horrible for her and all women - if watching monkeys copulate is the pinnacle of a young girl's dating life, men need to step up our game.So no more dinner dates. That's my experiment. We can meet for drinks on date one, and then do some crazy sh*tafter we convince each other that we don't suck. I have a huge list of ideas already planned, and no, you don't get to find out yet.