When I get old, I want to look back and KNOW I had fun No regrets, just some mistakes along the way. I know when to shut up while always ready to engage. I love my t-shirts, jeans and sandal's but I also like to play dress up- and I dress up pretty damn good. I have a quick sense of humor, sometimes a bit off color, but I have replay value and come with a money back guarantee. Fact is- I love to make people laugh. Stupid jokes, witty remarks, strategically placed comments- pie in the face? Even if it’s toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. I don’t care if your laughing AT me or something I said. Basically, if you hang out with me you are bound to laugh so hard you crack a rib at some point. So you’d better have good health insurance. Just kidding. Best part is: I love what I do- I am truly driven and hope to find the same. My life is dedicated to helping others- and I’m not fake about it either, I really do enjoy it. I love animals and nature- and you'd better too. The next guy I see shamelessly beating a Pugh is really going to be in trouble. I love the beauty “hidden” in the world around us. It never ceases to amaze me- Camping on the beach and watching the sunrise wow. I CAN be off canter at times. So if I do something stupid- just tell me, I would hope that you have my back, cause I’m going to have yours. Gawd what I would give for a real man who TALKS out his differences. Also, one thing straight now: I can't read minds. Period. TELL me what you’re thinking and lets talk about it -ok? And (I know- you're not supposed to start a sentence with "and"... –SO!) the only games I like to play ARE BOARD GAMES. Monopoly is my favorite. Wanna learn? Wait! Get this- I can even cook- SHHHH! Do NOT tell anyone, or I’ll have to go back into hiding. I’m into thinking ahead as opposed to behind. I absolutely love sushi, the color Pink, classic Rock and dance beats. BUT I also listen to EVERYthing else too (okay- except country).
I’d really like to meet somebody who could GROW into the best of friends, the greatest of lovers, the ultimate supporter and my biggest fan. (OMG I'm going to die single- aren't I?) I seem to have a penchant for smart ***es, so if you have a wicked, twisted or otherwise off-color sense of humor, we’ll get along fine. But please don't have a problem telling the truth. Liars please click *NEXT* now. You should be kind at heart but also know when to be aggressive and stand your ground. Possessing the ability to reason would be a major plus. I want someone who talks about their concerns and issues- not someone who reacts instantly, causes a train wreck and then says "Ooops, I'm sorry". You can be independent in a sense that you like to do your things and I like to do mine but DO NOT be afraid to be cute and cuddly and one. You should not be afraid to: fall in love, to feel, to want, to need. I'm looking for someone who has the capacity to love and be loved. Not a partnership that looks good on paper. You should like to be treated with respect. Like to hold hands. Love to kiss. Attraction IS important. If we click, that's awesome, but getting beyond that is chemical. Feelings, smells, tingles, weak knees, heart palpations... that last longer than six months. You have to FEEL it, you know? The first eye contact says a thousand words. The first kiss says a million. The physical/mental connection says a billion more. But, after being with someone for a while- if you still feel the same as you did in the beginning- that says everything. I know who I'm after but I've just never found HIM. I don't know what he looks like- The most important elements of "my match" can't be seen. He could be absolutely amazing, but, if he doesn't have my back- can't carry an intelligent conversation, doesn't like small furry animals or can't kiss- forget it!!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
something casual a drink a game of pool or shuffle board.. a good get to know you kinda date.. I'm waiting for the real Sports fan. Someone who really wants to go to baseball games or sharks games. Not the faker kind that promises to take me. Then "suggest" we meet at his hotel before the game to have a drink. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. so if ur really interested in hanging out getting to know me. Then hit me up.