I'm a professional voice artist for a traveling puppet act. I do a variety of voices for animals and old people. I'm into to Seinfeld, hard cider, fabric, animal hair (for making my own puppets) and Jim Carry movies. Odd combination right? Have you ever gone for a long walk on the beach? Its stupid honestly. Sand gets everywhere and little kids run into you all the time but it's like "your fault" because you were walking. Some other tastes of mine include Bon Jovi (just the recent stuff), imitation crab, Seinfeld and mincemeat pie. Seriously a lot of people think its nasty, but just try it, when you're done you'll be lovin some meat.
As I continue my dream of being a voice person for commercials on tv (only good ones, not that ShamWow crap) hopefully I will find my man to take the journey with me. I know if I keep practicing my vocal exercises I might be able to get in to a gig for a movie trailer or something cool like Keebler Elfs.
As far as dislikes go, I'm pretty flexible just don't be a hippie or one of those skinny jean wearing punks. Hate those guys. Want to hit them with wiffle ball bat. Seriously. I've day dreamed about it. Anyways, hope to hear from you! ;)
My first date would be pretty simple. I'd really like to spend time watching old Seinfeld episodes, I'm halfway through season 3 on my July marrathon to watch them all. Also for some reason, I'm in the mood for chocolate milk, so lets do that too. For food, I'm thinking Subway right now. All meat foot long. No cheese/veggies, that's weak.
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