I'm going to flip it up and tell you what I'm not looking for so then in a since you will know what I'm looking for. Ill make it easy here is a list lol
1. Mystery woman is a no go if you don't have a pic please do not send me a message, I mean who are you? Your a mystery and I don't reply to mysteries.
2. Oh this is to funny if your one of those woman that do have a pic but only of there face, I don't answer them, I want to see at least half of a body. Hate to say this but my experience with pics like that once I meet her in person she's kind of big and uhm sorry don't like super big woman.
3. If you can cook you have me just come get me. I'ma fat boy like to eat. Sexy when a woman can cook.
4. I'ma hugger. Love to hug if your not affectionate by pass this profile.
5. THE COOKIE CHALLENGE. On our first date if I come to you in your town to meet up. I'm sure I would have talked to you on the phone. And I'mgoing to tell you Like I said befor I'ma fat boy. I like cookies, so I would like you to bring me some homemade cookies on our first date. Yes I'm so serious. Its something fun who wants a boring first that goes like this So what do you do? Where are you from? Want to come by and see my rock collection lol. So with me let sweeten it up. I mean hey I'm coming to your
town reward me with cookies.
6.JUST BECAUSE I recently was sitting at my house and I was so bored, so I started flipping through the channels, then long and behold I found my self watching a documentary about Giant Squids on the Discover Channel. And the thing about it was I was fascinated! I don't know if it was because It was in HD and I felt like I was part of the crew. I am now a Smithsonian Scientist. But I learned alot about these gentle giants. But at the end at the Documentary, The explores was finally able to catch one on film after weeks of no success.And I was so into the show, when they saw the Giant squid, the whole room jump in excitement yeahhhhhh we did it! wooooooo. This is amazing OMG on scientist said. And the sad part about it my goofy self was excited also yelling yeahhhhhhh we did it ! I felt like i was part of the crew if I would of been there Ill be giving high fives lol. Like i accomplished great feat. Now I know your asking yourself WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST READ. And what does this have to do with a dating profile. Im sorry I just felt entitled to tell this story. Long live The Giant squid!
Do not past this line Enter at your own risk!
You have now entered the Flakiness grave yard! Many of flakey women have came and wasted my precious time on this site and this is where they lay to rest. SMH
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