I'm really not good at writing these profiles. And in all honesty, you won't learn anything about me reading this so it might be better just to get to know the "real me". Plus, if I give it all away here, what questions will you have left to ask when we have our first interrogation?
If you want to know who I am, we can take the interactive approach where you ask a question and I respond. Maybe I could even ask you a question, and you could respond. OMG, it's like a video game! Ask away!
In terms of what I'm looking for here, I'm kind of open to a lot of things. I'd like to just date casually for now, but if I meet the right guy I wouldn't mind getting serious down the road. I'm cool with meeting drinking/hiking buddies here, too!
And just to warn you, if you write me messages that don't seem like they came from a human being, I will start to believe you are a bot or Nigerian scammer and I will respond to you accordingly. And if you start playing games with me for the purpose of taking revenge on all women or are trying to get me to buy something or buy into your business, bring it. I'll play along, but I guarantee you are wasting your time because you're not going to get what you want because I'll win the game!
Oh, and if you are posting pics of your dog and he is cuter than you, I'm going to kidnap him and ditch you :)