Long over due. Let's get this out the way now...
Let's see. What can I tell you about myself?
Let me just start with the fact that I neverhave two signs(Sagittarius/Capricorn) which are kind of opposite of each other. And my personality is just the same. It splits right down the middle so one day I may act one way and the next I may be completely different. Sorry. It's a flaw of mine and my main flaw at that. If you can deal with that feel free to tread carefully :-).
Also I have three children(no I'm not joking) so if you don't like kids you really don't like me because my children are my life.
I like to have friends but do not feel anyone is a necessity in my life so that being said I make and lose friends like people eat and sh*t cake. No biggie though because any friend I ever lost was not worth holding on to. I can count the people I have stayed close to through life on one hand and I like it that way.
I am not looking for any type of relationship. Yes I have had my heart broken before. Yes I have done the heart breaking. NO I am not the bitter type. NO I am not holding any grudges from my past. In fact I enjoyed the lessons.
Anything else, I guess you can ask me.
... LIFE IS HUMOROUS!
Oh yeah and f.y.i. I love all types of people (as long as you're not a complete ass hole) so never feel nervous about hitting me up and I'm not as wacked out as my profile might make me seem :-)
My ideal first date would be something simple like the park. I don't say dinner because I hate when people watch me eat lol and I don't like when anyone including myself talks with food in their mouth but dinner is cool. And I don't say movie because you have to get to know the person before or after the movie but can't during which defeats the purpose of a first date though I do love the movies. Also simple things are simple money, if any at all, which means if it all flunks at least no one really had anything to lose.
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