This is the part that I convince you to want to contact me...or fail miserably. The sunlight makes me hiss...I like movies, I have been practicing getting dumped since 1990 :). I do stand up comedy, and I know how to have fun, find fun, or make fun happen!
I have a little Dog, so please be an animal lover, and oh yeah, I love to laugh and make you laugh, a lot. (I hate using the word "I" so freaking much in this "about me" section) I am sarcastic and filled with lightning fast witty banter..But who wants that nowadays, right? I don't play games, and love to enjoy stress free fun times- with a little romance if the vibe is good..
So, If you get tired of these cookie cutter dudes who are only looking for the same thing with no substance, step out of the path of destruxction..lol and see why I have yet to ever have a boring date.. I have had some that were terrifying (her pof pictures must have been of her neighbor.... Kidding!) , some were wierd, but most are just plain fun regardless if we have a romantic connection or not!! Worst case scenario you have a great time, laugh a lot, and dodge a sketchy time with one of these creepnheimers that seem to infect this free dating site..
Okay that's all I got, if what I had to say didn't get ya thinking....well, I guess I'm sheeyot outta luck, huh? Until our date night, or my late night...with netflix...I wish all you wonderful ladies out fishing the best,
P.S. I look exactly how my current pictures show, I hope you do as well.
First dates are tough... Coffee if your into that, I would like to talk face to face.. And give you plenty of room to run away if you can't stand me :) Lets do something fun and organic or walk around. There are a million things to do that keep people from getting to know each other. Put the text machine down and have some conversation, or enjoy nature in silence.. Or maybe we just figure out if we can stand each other long enough to get past the phone calls and plan a date to suite our dynamic... I would just like the opportunity to get to know you, after all if we can't be friends first....we got nothing..