I managed to fit 4 years of college into 5... Impressive, I know. I'm highly inappropriate, crude, and just the man you've been looking for. I'm essentially, and unequivocally, the most awesome person I know. I'm in the market for someone educated, beautiful, witty, and who speaks fluent sarcasm... In other news, Unicorns exist.
The only things that challenge my existence are the fundamental laws of physics and biology; although I'm pretty sure I often defy gravity and have enough Vitamin Awesome in me to reproduce asexually. Following this paragraph are a few things that raise my blood pressure.
"I'm not your typical girl." -Typical Girl
"Spoil me Lolz." Go **** yourself.
I understand the negative connotations that come from being a military guy... Especially in this area. It's my job, not my character. I've been in for 5 years and have no plans to leave soon, I've spent time in Corporate America and wanted to suck start a pistol daily... So I left. I do have a life outside of my job. That being said I have high standards: a professional woman who can hold her own, who is in shape, and genuine. An education, whether self induced or obtained trafitionally, is a must. I just recently moved to the east coast. Seriously why is everyone so uptight over here?