You look super pretty today. Like a sunset in a floral dress.
I've edited this far too many times. Fact is, interesting people don't really want to talk to me.
It might be because I'm not the perfect portrait of a man.
Maybe it's the fact that I refuse to wear joggers with jeans.
It could help if I'm more upfront about the fact that I'm Australian. But not too Australian. Good lord, no.
Or maybe I'm just an unimpressive mess of a boy.
Well, I'll tell you one thing ... You're not going to meet another me. Not in this town.