DigitalColin: Write Me! I hardly ever bite!
About
Occasional smoker with Average body type
City
Houston, Texas
Details
34 year old Man, 5' 8" (173cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair
Intent
DigitalColin Wants to find someone to marry
Education
Some college
Personality
Techie
Profession
Marketing







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Other Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Spanish  



About Me
Here are a bunch of reasons why you'll want to write me back!

I have all my shots
I don't tear the tags off my mattresses untill I get home
I can put sun tan lotion on your back
I always stop to look at puppies at the pet stores
I may have already won the lotto
I look good oiled up
I'll keep you warm at night
I've never read Playboy for the articles
I'll make you laugh
I've never been in one of Pamela Anderson's movies
I'll never check out that chick with the big boobs
I'll always be impressed with how hot you are
I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
I'll take care of you when you're sick
I don't snore
I won't pee on the seat
I'll pump your gas
I'm almost always on time
I've got cookies

I don't chew tobacco
I take a shower every day, twice sometimes
I'll text you everyday
I'll let you beat me at pool
I don't care that you go out with the girls

I don't eat crackers in bed too often
I can do my own laundry
I don't care what music we listen to in the car
You can eat as many bon-bons as you want
I'd never ask you to go to lunch with my mother
When you wash the dishes it turns me on
My heart will jump every time you walk through the door
I don't care if you paint your nails in the living room
I'll save everything you ever give me
I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming
I can wash your car and change the oil
I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
I don't have any back hair
My friends are fun
My arms give perfect hugs
I won't **** your friends
I won't **** your sister either
I enjoy traveling
I'll let you watch your shows My kisses will take your breath away
I dig public sex
I have perfect credit
I'll always dress appropriately when visiting your family
You'll feel safe when you go out with me
I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone
My weird habits you'll find adorable
You're welcome to own as many shoes as you wish
You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
I have a membership at 2 video stores
I'll enjoy showing you off
I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny
I'd never give you Blank front of your friends
It gets better every time
Use as much salt as you want I don't care
I never give you sh*tfor wearing too short of a skirt

I'll always want more
I'll hold you during the scary part of the movie
You'll look cute in my shirts
I'm not a virgin
You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know
I'll spank you at the store when nobody's looking
I'm old enough to remember when the space shuttle crashed
I make some killer drinks
I've never left dirty boxers on the bathroom floor in my life
I like it when you're aggressive in bed
I can balance your check book

I'll open your jars
I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatre
I'm really good at sneaking beer into the movies
I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is
I'll hold your hair back when you puke
I've never cried over spilt milk
I have never stabbed anyone in the eye
I've never smuggled drugs out of the country
I don't care if you eat breakfast without make-up
I think it's hot when you masturbate
I never overload the washer
I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes
I've never auditioned for American Idol
I don't eat yellow snow
I'll understand if you get jealous
I'm just that good
I've never been on Jerry Springer
You won't be able to get me out of your head
I can drive your car
I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down
I never run with scissors
Almost every time I have a winning bottle cap
I know how to keep a secret
If you spell something wrong I just think it's cute
I've never failed a survey
I can almost every time find Waldo
I never put my fingers in an outlet
I never last less than 10 minutes
I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time
I'm really good at making lists