Age: 40
Johnny_Von: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult...
Smokes often with Average body type
Perth(sor), Western Australia
40 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Libra with Brown hair
Johnny_Von Actively seeking a relationship
Some college
Free Thinker

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

Dressing up as death and visiting the old folks homePartying like its 1899Not winning lotto
Being in the friend zoneChanneling elvis when im drunkFarting and blaming the dog
Growing opinionsMy hobby of collecting hobbiesCollecting speeding fines
Hunting lesbian vampiresSupporting gay polar bears rightsFilling in stupid questionares on dating sites
Aparently being singleShenanigan related activitesCake eating activies

About Me
Single White Male, in over-paid job seeks dumpy neurotic for shouting matches. I enjoy smoking, drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I am the kinda guy that won't play by the rules of society and yet will tell his employees that they need to come in on Saturday. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 40, but look 56 and feel 60. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.

What I'm Looking For:
You are a man-hating, crazy b!tch with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel that man should put up with your sh*t, because you are good looking. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you.While you are technically still married, your husband doesn't seem to care - or so you assure me. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting drunk in a sh*tty bar while you flirt with seedy old farts, followed by an embarrassing screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 28 and rehash mother issues with women over 46.
Serious replies only, please.

First Date
Dunno but you better bring your wallet ...

Mail Settings
To send a message to Johnny_Von you MUST meet the following criteria:
Younger than 47