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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Darien Connecticut | ||
| Details | 23 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | Dennis323 is looking for a relationship. | Education | Some college | ||
| Personality | Intellectual | Profession | student (read below if concerned *)) |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | N/A | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Under 1 year |
About Me
I'm not going to write a puff piece. I'm not going to pretend I own a car, as guys here are infamous for doing (although I can access my family's car almost whenever I want). I'm going to write about my positives AND negatives here:
Positives?
I iz inteligunt.
I'm a very nice guy, very ethical.
I'm good at dry humor, although I have to be in my element for that to manifest.
I can be a good partner for deep conversation.
I attend a "public Ivy" school.
I am receptive to constructive criticism (including that targeted at this profile) and always looking to improve myself.
My voice is deep and sexy.
My penis is also very nice.
I'm great...really great, at phone sex.
People say I'm cuter in person.
Negatives:
My social life was abysmal in high school and the early years of college. It is better now, but I still have little pockets of ignorance about the outside world. I'm not a partier, clubber, or bar...er either. Unless you can find me a bar where I don't have to scream at the top of my lungs to be heard over the music. Then I'm game. And I am warming up to dance floors. But it's not a good place for a first date.
I am very out of touch with pop culture.
I dress like an old man, in the words of a friend of mine. I feel like a clown in fancy clothes. I'll dress nice for our first date, or when going out, but in general I like to wear things which are rather plain.
I hate 90% of the music I've ever heard while riding in someone else's car. (though I'm sure this is a positive with many people)
Other information?
*I have a steady supply of money, even without a job. Also, I will be getting a job starting memorial day weekend.
I'm super affectionate.
I'm highly reserved about sex for a 20-something atheist male. At least penis in vagina stuff (I'm a beast on the phone though). High fertility runs in my family.
My biggest hobbies are writing and computer gaming. Other than that, I like listening to music (soundtracks in particular) and surfing teh internetz. I like beaches too. I'm not a big form of passive entertainment, like reading (yes, I know, ironic for a writer) and watching TV. All that being said, I would like to expand my interests.
I call my dog Mrs. Snuggles.
I think pigeons are the cutest things in the world.
If you want to be "just friends", that's cool with me.
Positives?
I iz inteligunt.
I'm a very nice guy, very ethical.
I'm good at dry humor, although I have to be in my element for that to manifest.
I can be a good partner for deep conversation.
I attend a "public Ivy" school.
I am receptive to constructive criticism (including that targeted at this profile) and always looking to improve myself.
My voice is deep and sexy.
My penis is also very nice.
I'm great...really great, at phone sex.
People say I'm cuter in person.
Negatives:
My social life was abysmal in high school and the early years of college. It is better now, but I still have little pockets of ignorance about the outside world. I'm not a partier, clubber, or bar...er either. Unless you can find me a bar where I don't have to scream at the top of my lungs to be heard over the music. Then I'm game. And I am warming up to dance floors. But it's not a good place for a first date.
I am very out of touch with pop culture.
I dress like an old man, in the words of a friend of mine. I feel like a clown in fancy clothes. I'll dress nice for our first date, or when going out, but in general I like to wear things which are rather plain.
I hate 90% of the music I've ever heard while riding in someone else's car. (though I'm sure this is a positive with many people)
Other information?
*I have a steady supply of money, even without a job. Also, I will be getting a job starting memorial day weekend.
I'm super affectionate.
I'm highly reserved about sex for a 20-something atheist male. At least penis in vagina stuff (I'm a beast on the phone though). High fertility runs in my family.
My biggest hobbies are writing and computer gaming. Other than that, I like listening to music (soundtracks in particular) and surfing teh internetz. I like beaches too. I'm not a big form of passive entertainment, like reading (yes, I know, ironic for a writer) and watching TV. All that being said, I would like to expand my interests.
I call my dog Mrs. Snuggles.
I think pigeons are the cutest things in the world.
If you want to be "just friends", that's cool with me.
First Date
I would like something casual. The whole dinner and a movie thing never sounded appealing to me, especially the movie part. I'm looking for a "my girlfriend is my best friend" type of deal. And for that reason, *******PLEASE READ THIS TO AVOID ANY AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS IN THE FUTURE******* I'm also not so hot on gender roles. Yes, that even means I don't want to pay for your stuff. You may think I'm cheap but that makes the relationship feel inorganic to me, and brings in an unnecessary tension. I know this anti-fetish I have for gender roles puts me at a big disadvantage, but by the same token I don't want you to put a ton of money and mental anguish into trying to impress me appearance-wise during the date. Just wash your face and brush your teeth and you'll be pretty enough.
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