Did you graduate from high school? Do you have any outstanding warrants? When's the last time you called your mother?
If you don't enjoy laughing or have a hard time having a good time, just click the x on your screen right now. Not looking for anyone boring, takes themselves too seriously types, or men unwilling to try new things. Unless you have a beard, then ignore what I just said, you're probably almost perfect.
I'm not the tamest monkey in the barrel, but you can still find me spending time with my family any given night of the week, and at church every Sunday, thankfully God doesn't judge when it comes to a hangover and unwashed hair.