Frisco899
Age: 38
Dating
TizzyMay: Looking for someone loaded about to pop his clogs.
About
Occasional smoker with Average body type
City
Bristol, UK
Details
49 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Libra with Blonde hair
Intent
TizzyMay wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Some college
Personality
Profession
Yes







I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? My children are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years



About Me
I'm just being honest!

A toaster - 'sa bit like your pelvic floor - you never really realise how much you used it until it's buggered!

I have no idea what a 'Sunfish' is but if I were a fish, this is the fish I would gaze at in fishy magazines and dream of looking like, all slender and tanned. Eventually I'd visit a fishy plastic surgeon, who would turn me into one, then I would swim to the surface in my new body and sunbathe on the crest of a wave worshipping the sun and get eaten by a seagull.

Update: have just done a look up of a sunfish - typical, those magazine pics, were obviously airbrushed. On a lighter note, that seagull is now one obese ****er!

Just come through horrid divorce and now looking for...?...not sure really. Someone to have a laugh with. I'm nervous as hell about this, and am just really testing the water. I have a sense of humour, I know this, cos I found it the other day at the back of the kitchen cupboard wedged behind a packet of sponge fingers and a rusty tin of Ideal Milk. I sing, probably more than I talk, I love acting, theatre, films, art, books. I'm creative - I love to write - stories, songs, plays. I dance purely for my own pleasure and the displeasure of my offspring. I play many musical instruments all to an excruciatingly low standard. I love to swim, walk and avoid as much football and rugby as is humanly possible. I have a cute ball of fluff that has been trained impeccably to ignore our every command. I like trees, pea sandwiches, RadioTimes covers and bracelets. Oh and I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with eBay and yoghurt.

I have no clue what I'm looking for, in fact I'm not sure what the feck I'm doing here, but if you can make my face do a happy sign, well that's good enough for me at the moment.

OK, just so you know, I think I appear pretty permanently "online" and that's because the tab is usually always open on my puter or iPod. However, it does not mean that I am always looking on POF, in fact I'm probably not at my screen, or in the room, or even on the planet. So, please if you message me, and I don't respond, 'tis because I'm not around. And I know this sounds random, but if you do have a bump to the head and decide to send me a message, can you write the word 'orange' in it. It doesn't have to make any sense. But then I'll know that you've taken the trouble to read my random spewage and not just looked at my pics. Thank you.

Thought for the day: who picks up guide dog's poo?

Another Update: why have PoF taken away the First Date option? I really enjoyed reading how you would all like to take me to a country pub for a quiet drink or a coffee. Pubs all over the universe must be crammed with PoFers thinking "... Ok, so maybe you should add Photoshop to your 'interests'.

Anyway, here is my first date bit - just so I can feel all smug in the knowledge that I've beaten the PoF system.

First Date:
On a park bench eating fish and chips in the rain. Or by a river, but then you may be a psychotic killer and push me in, so probably not that. At a fairground sharing candy floss and getting it stuck in my hair so that wasps won't leave me alone. Or at a circus - I have never EVER in my life been to a circus - I should probably hate it. Or on a beach, and getting one of those Mr whippy double 99's with raspberry sauce from an ice cream van and watching as it slowly melts and slips off the cone and plops softly into the sand. Ahhh we're going to have so much fun!

Oh, talking of fun, here is a game for all those who don't drink and can't find anyone they like the look of on here:

If you wear glasses taken them off, if you don't, borrow some. You will now get the clarity we all get after a night on the razz. Everyone becomes beautiful and messaging has never been so easy with your new-found wit (ok, so not sure if specs, or lack of, actually provide the 'wit' element - you may need to watch back to back episodes of Newsnight before you discover the true meaning of comedic timing).

ENJOY!

First Date
On a park bench eating fish and chips in the rain. Or by a river, but then you may be a psychotic killer and push me in, so probably not that. At a fairground sharing candy floss and getting it stuck in my hair so that wasps won't leave me alone. Or at a circus - I have never EVER in my life been to a circus - I should probably hate it. Or on a beach, and getting one of those Mr whippy double 99's with raspberry sauce from an ice cream van and watching as it slowly melts and slips off the cone and plops softly into the sand. Ahhh we're going to have so much fun!


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Mail Settings
To send a message to TizzyMay you MUST meet the following criteria:
Male
Age between 39 and 55.
Live in United Kingdom
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married