Hi, I'm Brandon. I guess you want to know a little...
OK...welllll, I moved to Panama City Beach from Chattanooga a little over a year ago. I was driven here by my career. Well, it didn't technically drive me. I drove me, but it paid for the gas, which is nice.
When I'm not out being the greathest mothafu**a alive, I'm usually just being really modest. I would say I'm 50% awesome, 40% sincere and caring and 20% insane pirate wizard. What's that? You think I'm conceited, bad at math and don't know what a pirate wizard is? You're probably right. But I give real hugs (not the crappy A-frame fakes), recite all of Romeo and Juliet from a script, and fix your car using only a phone book and a credit card.
When I'm not at work I'm usually helping elderly people across the street, rescuing kittens stuck in trees, solving complex problems faster than Stephen Hawking on a rocket sled, curing cancer, sending man to Mars, staying humble and not trying to impress you.
It's just that I like to do the little things. Open doors, give you my coat when you're cold, fend of a pack of rabid wolves, maybe let you beat me at ping pong or darts. I will not let you beat me at Words with Friends, though, that is where I draw the line.
There's a lot I can say about me, so here are some keywords that explain me and my likes. If any of these things interest you, it is perfectly fine to go ahead and start fantasizing about us doing them together. I won't tell people you're crazy, but you might want to get checked out just to be on the safe side.
Engineer, hi fives, giving hugs, vacation travel, city nightlife, live music, BBQs, fulfilling goals, culture, long country roads, news, friendliness, confidence, laundry, love my family, festivals, evening walks on beach, ocean sunsets from deck while drinking cold beer, wrestling bears, holding hands, fixing things, my cat is silly, deep-sea fishing, need to get diving certification, spooning on the couch, an understanding glance, telling jokes, laughing, loving, fighting, makeup sex, great feeling of accomplishment, finding new places, cherishing the little things, not getting caught
Yah, I like to keep it pretty diverse.
Six nonessential things I can't go without
Occasional cold beer
A good pillow
Hot shower after getting down and dirty
Warm summer sun
A good conversation
What I often think about
I wish everyone could just get on the same page that everyone is going to disagree, accept it, move on and cherish the differences.
I hope Butch Jones can turn around the Vols next year
My cat is seriously silly, I think she ran into the door one too many times
The nuances of polymer induced carbonate precipitation in alkaline solutions.
Congrats!! You've almost made it to the end!! So many words. Well, you should most definitely message me if...
If you enjoy life and like to be surrounded by others who enjoy life. If you are an honest, nice, good-natured person who is down to earth and mature. Smart, educated, and career minded will net you a strong bonus. If you are type who is negative, self loathing, or likes to toy with people or their emotions I wish you the best, but I don't believe that we will get along