Age: 27
WannabeSloane: I saved Latin...what did you ever do?
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
San diego, California
29 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm), Jewish
Caucasian Pisces with Red hair
WannabeSloane wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Barbershop GM & Comedian

Brows and Bangs brought to you by Floyds 99 Barbershop, the place that pays my bills.

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year

Stand-upGoing to concertsHiking
Yacht rockingThrift store shopping and high five-ing

About Me
Jesus Christ, I have been on this website way too ****ing long and the majority of the dudes on here are just ridiculous. Things I've realized while being on here...1.) my generation has a hard time legitimately talking to women (I'm sorry I've 1-uped from your copy of THE GAME, guys) and 2.) straight-men should not be allowed to take bathroom selfies.

So I can't really justify why I continue to have a profile on this website,... I work a lot so its hard to meet people, and in San Diego most guys I meet aren't my type.

BTW here's a quick hello to any old high school classmates, customers who frequent my barbershop or an ex boyfriend who know me and may see this profile and laugh. - Hi, How are you? Please move along, nothing to see here, ...except me being vulnerable and miserable in the midst of searching for guys to meet- ITS JUST GREAT. Hope we never speak about this outside the internet realm and I hope you can erase it from your memory digitally and physically!

First off, I live in San Diego, but I'm not a huge fan of it (socially, artistically or politically, WEATHER-wise sure is fine) and I have job opportunities else where so I'm looking to move in the next year. I guess the thing holding me back from making such a move is the possibility of continuing another horrible and miserable dating scene once I get there. So honestly, I'd like to use this profile to meet guys in different areas of the country. Hopefully guys that would be willing to take a chance and consider, maybe all the girls in my town aren't the right ones...

So if I have to move on and talk about myself, here it is. I'm an outgoing, determined, appreciates-a-challenge-sort-of girl who wears her heart on her sleeve. I've been a class clown all my life, and started doing stand-up comedy on and off since I was 18. I lived in Hollywood for 5 years, but eventually had to move back after I was chewed-up and spit out by the industry and my own quarter-life crises. So with no money and no job I moved in to my parents house it was a real fun time to learn about myself (HI OPEN BOOK MUCH? YES. ok moving on) But 3 years later, I have my own apartment, my own car, a job managing 22 hair stylists and for fun I write comedy, essays, scripts and perform in VAMP at the whistlestop the last thursday of the month with a great Non-Profit Arts group called So Say We All. 2 to 3 days a week when I'm motivated enough to get up from my macbook, I'll go work out.

Aside from that, I'm easy going, super goofy, I love 80s movies, Arcade Fire, Chinese Food, David Sedaris and singing Phil Collins very loudly in my 2003 Ford Focus. I'm can be kinda a hipster, but more in hipster tastes, than hipster pretensions. For example, I like Wes Anderson movies, but I don't think my liking of his earlier stuff as opposed to his later stuff makes me a better person than you. I like having debates on art, but not when someone HAS to have their opinion be the right one. that's not fun.

If you message me I hope its something not creepy, or cliche, or actually insightful without trying to hard.

First Date
Coming to your house with an MTV camera crew, with Nev and Max and finding out if you are who you truly saw you are.

(I'm kidding. But seriously Catfish is a hilariously great show.)