Ladies when someone gives me a compliment reguardless if i think there attractive i still reply with a thank you cause its the polite thing to do ! Im looking for someone who is preferably musically inclined and ready to give just as much as they get ! I want someone who is considerate , loyal , and trustworthy. I want a lady who knows that the best things in life can't be paid for ...an individual who understands that the best relationships start as friends first! Please stay away drama queens and bar flies ! Ha Thanks for reading...
If you want a shot at the title, I'm not hard to please but there are some things that annoy me ...
Rude, Selfish, Uncaring, Or Manipulating People
Pre packaged litters of children
Liars, Cheaters, Girls who feel there job is to be a house cat ! Lol
People with any kind of seriously unhealthy or criminal addiction
Girls on here who complain about one line introductions and expect to be written a small novel about why there the fish of your dreams!.. Sorry I would love to do that but I would actually have to know you for a while for it to be true...so what's the point?
I know sadly it's critical to list the whole "I'm NO hit it and quit it " etc...But it's just super annoying to constantly see that when I'm a guy who was raised with class & will gladly wait for the green light to lay you down by the fire;) lol
Ok I think I'm done for now....Wait!
*Lets Cut The Bullsh*t Update ! :)
I already know what you women are really after on fishbook or across the ****ing planet.. Lol Below are the only three things that matter aside from being the classic nice guy...Just being honest! Even if it outs your little secrets! Lol
#1 Cucumber in the pants! Thats right ladies ! Is there or isnt there? Remember when your momma told ya if he's got a little shrimp popper its something you will never get over ? Well breathe a sigh of relief cause no worries here ;)
#2 Nice Teeth! No Girl wants a guy who's mouth looks like its full of raisins! My dentist and i are besties therefore my chompers are tip top :)
#3 Financial Assets! Which pretty much means you wanna know after payday if your gonna be a couple that frequents Red lobster or Mcdonalds! I will say im not rich but i do work and you will have to accept a mixture of both! :/ I know it will be painful but hopefully not a deal breaker..haha
*Final update i pinky swear!
This goes for all you precious little peaches out there who get a look on your face like you just smelled sh*t after witnessing a punctuation error!...What can i say other than how the hell am i suppose to remember where every damn little coma goes when high school was like light years ago and most of my twenties is a blur...I have retained common sense along with some fond memories and guitar chords and lyrics to my fav songs..what more do you want?...
I hoped I wouldn't have to speak on this but it needs to be said...For all you little juliet's out there with your pics showing nothing but a sh*t ton of clevage for all of society's underbelly on here to gawk at and possibly even pull a quick slow jack...Lmao JUST STOP! Let's put them shirt hogs away and keep it CLASSY!.....I'm the kinda guy who doesn't like a peek at his Christmas present before he opens it ! :)
Hopefully ive cleared up any questions you may have so i dont waste my time or yours...thanks for reading...