Age: 34
Hang Out
theotherguy702: Fat and single and ready for a Pringle
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Auburn, Washington
30 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Leo
theotherguy702 isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
High school
Build cabinets

I can be a douche

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language English

About Michael
You know what? If you never been with a fat dude, don't knock it till you try it.

I'm just ****ing around

Don't worry I'm not home pathetic, cancle having, greasy slob with Cheetos lost in my fat folds, or some sh*tlike that. I could still do a kickflip on a skateboard... Shit. Lol

But enough about me. I don't care how tough of a woman you are. If I want a man, I will get a man. I'm looking for the opposite sex. Not one of those girls thats like " I'm just like one the guys". That sh*tis retarded. I'm a bit old fashioned.

This is going to sound a bit too douche light. But it's truly what we all really want...
If you want my full honesty, the only way I'm going to marry you is if you're basically my sex slave. You don't got to pay no bills. Just stay home and take care of the house. And be sexy for me.

But I'm not trying to get married. So don't worry about it.
And you know what?
Look... don't pretend to be everything you thing I want, if it's not you. Just be yourself, and that will save us both a lot of time. I'm not just trying to hook up, and I'm not looking for a serious relationship. Let's just date and see where that goes. But don't go making me pay for everything, and then friendzone me. If we're friends we're splitting it. Haha. But no, I'm serious.

First Date
I really don't give a shit. I'm just being honest. It doesn't matter where you go. It only matters who you're with. If we're at all compatible, we'll figure something out.