You know what? If you never been with a fat dude, don't knock it till you try it.
I'm just ****ing around
Don't worry I'm not home pathetic, cancle having, greasy slob with Cheetos lost in my fat folds, or some sh*tlike that. I could still do a kickflip on a skateboard... Shit. Lol
But enough about me. I don't care how tough of a woman you are. If I want a man, I will get a man. I'm looking for the opposite sex. Not one of those girls thats like " I'm just like one the guys". That sh*tis retarded. I'm a bit old fashioned.
This is going to sound a bit too douche light. But it's truly what we all really want...
If you want my full honesty, the only way I'm going to marry you is if you're basically my sex slave. You don't got to pay no bills. Just stay home and take care of the house. And be sexy for me.
But I'm not trying to get married. So don't worry about it.
And you know what?
Look... don't pretend to be everything you thing I want, if it's not you. Just be yourself, and that will save us both a lot of time. I'm not just trying to hook up, and I'm not looking for a serious relationship. Let's just date and see where that goes. But don't go making me pay for everything, and then friendzone me. If we're friends we're splitting it. Haha. But no, I'm serious.