I'm sarcastic. A lot.
I like sports, and not because I think it'll make you like me more.
I beautify in 45 minutes as opposed to 4 hours.
I tell it like it is, and "it's" usually not very nice.
I comprehend that your, you're, there, they're, their are ALL different. Do you?
I frequently integrate movie quotes into my everyday conversations.
I like my dogs more than most humans.
I truly feel stupidity should be painful.
I love me some zombie movies, even the terribly cheesy ones.
If you're still hung up on another chick or are wanting lots-o-ladies... move along, Bucky.
Don't waste my time, kapeesh?