(Let's try the long version)
You'll never know unless you say something.
I think I have been looking for the wrong woman until now. I think I have it this time.
You: I'm looking for a woman. Mature but young at heart. We have to have a lot in common so we can have a great time together. I want a girl that will take care of herself but not obsess over how she looks either. I'd like a girl that wears makeup not because she has to but because she enjoys it. Please, be ambitious or at least have a job, I'm not picky on this one, any job will do.
I'm mainly looking for a redhead but I like blondes and brunettes as well. And lastly, I think a girl that can rock a dress or a skirt and heels, just as well as a pair of jeans and sneakers, is important. I want you to be feminine.
Me: I'm as simple as I am complicated. Sophisticated and unique. I am like no one you've ever met, ever. At age 34, You'll have a hard time keeping up. Pretty spry for an old guy
I am the guy that will repair your broken [whatever] and still go shopping with you. Let's talk drapes, recipes, girl stuff, I enjoy it. But then I'll probably go drink a beer and watch football. Like a true gentleman, I say yes Ma'am and hold doors for ladies as well.
My confidence is high but I'm not a** about it. I may not be perfect but everyday I try to take one closer step getting there.
I'm on the fence about having kids... I may not ever have that want for my own, please respect this.
I have a job, a place of my own, a car of my own, No kids, No drama, No real negatives. I look nice, smell nice, speak well, treat well. Yes, I have ex's... who doesn't at 34!? But I want that special woman for the future, not the past. I need someone to enjoy me as much as I enjoy her.
So, are you her? I'd love to hear from you. But please, don't waste my time, I definitely won't waste yours.
Turn On's: A beautiful smile, a star tattoo, being down to Earth, good sense of humor
Turn Off's: Neck tattoos, ear spacers or gauges, excessive facial piercings, skinny jeans, mini vans, terrible grammar, the "We are 18" voice. (Annoying)
Coffee. Some place local, not a chain if we can help it. It's a great ice breaker and if the meeting sucks, we can both bail and it won't be awkward.