Hello my name is Ray. I'm on my cell phone so this will be short. If my spelling is off it might be a type error because of the key bord size lol. Also I don't have an unlimited bank account so unlike many on the site I haven't traveled the world, my life is not perfect and neither am I. I also don't expect you to be. That said, I am however real and sincere and truly seeking a relationship.
I am a 54-year-old white male, I have a 15-year-old daughter who is the center of my universe. I'm a Christian man but don't go to church every Sunday. I would love to meet a nonjudgmental, fun loving, energetic, woman to build a relationship with. I must be honest I prefer a Woman who wants a teddy bear type of man. As for age it's only a number, That said because I have a 15 year-old daughter so I am seeking someone Who is ok with this. I have an active lifestyle and want someone who can keep up.. Also I am not seeking someone I can live with, I am seeking someone I do not want to live without.
I could probably go on and on but that would take all the fun out of it. If you would like to meet an energetic fun-loving nonjudgmental Christian who believes in what goes around comes around let's talk.
Ok a joke
A little girl on a plane..... An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go faster if you strike up a conversation with you'er fellow passengers.
The little girl who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, what would you like to talk about?
Oh, I don't know, said the atheist. How about there is no God, or heaven or hell or life after death? As he smiled smugly.
OK she said, those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces big clumps. Why do you suppose that is?
The atheist visibly surprised by the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says, I have no idea.
To which the little girl replies, "I see so do you really feel qualified to discuss God, heaven and hell, or life after death, when you don't know s*it?"
I hope it was as funny to you as it was to me when I received it.
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
And every year Blanche would say,
"Bill, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
Bill always replied,
" I know, Blanche, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Blanche again said,
" Bill, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "
To this, Bill replied,
" Blanche, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned and said,
" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed! "
" Well, to tell you the truth
I almost said something when Bill fell out,
But you know,
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "