I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.
Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).
POF says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:
1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit
4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Spice Girls,
OK girls, waiting for your emails…go
**Truth is, anyone can put up all kinds of fluffy words like, fun loving, laid back, energetic, no drama.. The list goes on, I'm sure you've read enough profiles..
And can you really tell how or who a person is by just reading what they've chosen to put up here about themselves? Let's be real, it won't take long to figure out which is true and which isn't..
So lets converse.. talk.. And maybe meet.. I'll most likely surprise you and make you wonder where I've been your whole life :)